I'm going to cut my hair!

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* Wonders how long before a pic appears with Joe's face superimposed onto The Kid's new hairstyle.

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[Crabstick]

Do it really nice and short.
"Semilong" hair is one of the most gay things you could ever have (like you looked on your last pic).
I cut my metal hair just two months ago (was as long as yours), and went for short sides and longer top gele'd up and its looks 100 times better than the long hair.
You wont regret it.
Cut the beard so its short but visible going down from your hair to the chin in a broad line, that works very well with short sides cause the hair is essentially giong into the beard, I kinda like that.

I don't know if it would look super super extra good on you, but Robert Downey Jr, yeah well he's a god.
Also, maybe you'd consider cutting it not-extremely-short, like army-like or something, just in case, style it differently and see if it looks good, and if it doesn't no matter what you do, then go for short-short.

Robert

I got my bf to cut his hair, and I found a picture of Elijah Wood as an idea to how we wanted it to look (inb4, a butt ugly picture of Elijah Wood). When the hairdresser was finished and had styled it, he looked like Justin Bieber So I styled it different when we got home, and he turned into Edward Cullen But I loved it, and he is ok with it, so... yeah.

You should go for a bit shorter than shoulder lenght I think. As many here have said, shoulder lenght is a bit gay. Robert Downey Jr, Elijah Wood or Jake Gyllenhaal :]

 

[snowy]

holy shit you must be an annoying girlfriend and your boyfriend seems to be a douchebag.

 

[Crabstick]

holy shit you must be an annoying girlfriend and your boyfriend seems to be a douchebag.

: (

 

[srob7001]

No offense, but if my g/f asked me to cut my hair she would get a big fuck you and prob a kick to the curb, especially if she wanted it styled like those pictured above, but my girl wants me to grow it longer which is what I am doing anways so nothing to worry about here.

@ the kid: How old are you? You look really young in your pics.

 

[T3h_Killjoy]

He is 13 or 14

 

[snowy]

he is like 8

 

[Crabstick]

No offense, but if my g/f asked me to cut my hair she would get a big fuck you and prob a kick to the curb, especially if she wanted it styled like those pictured above, but my girl wants me to grow it longer which is what I am doing anways so nothing to worry about here.

@ the kid: How old are you? You look really young in your pics.

Well I just asked him. I didn't threatened him with it, like you make it sound like I did. And he said that he had thought about cutting it for a long time, so he agreed on it, if I payed. The long hair is impractical as fuck during sex as an example. But I'm sorry if I make such a bad example as a girlfriend. Good for you guys that you don't have to deal with me.

 

[The Emptier]

sex.......lawl

 

[srob7001]

Well I just asked him. I didn't threatened him with it, like you make it sound like I did. And he said that he had thought about cutting it for a long time, so he agreed on it, if I payed. The long hair is impractical as fuck during sex as an example. But I'm sorry if I make such a bad example as a girlfriend. Good for you guys that you don't have to deal with me.

Yes, but asking is implying that you don't like the way he looks. That's all I was getting at.

Also, how does hair get in the way durring sex? I tie mine back in a pony tail....problem solved. If hers is down it gets pulled,

 

[Crabstick]

Yes, but asking is implying that you don't like the way he looks. That's all I was getting at.

Also, how does hair get in the way durring sex? I tie mine back in a pony tail....problem solved. If hers is down it gets pulled,

Sometimes, it's allowed to change ones looks. Ofcourse did I like the way he looked with the long hair, but a little change don't hurt (that doesn't mean that he looked terrible with long hair)..... ugh! You get my point

The hair get in the way because it's long. When tied in a ponytail, the ponytail falls down over the shoulder. So that doesn't work either. And I would rather not experience the sex with him having his hair tied up like this Chinese hair knot. That's just a big fat tur-off. Maybe a bathing cap would do... not

 

[Swabs]

No offense, but if my g/f asked me to cut my hair she would get a big fuck you and prob a kick to the curb, especially if she wanted it styled like those pictured above, but my girl wants me to grow it longer which is what I am doing anways so nothing to worry about here.

Wow, you're a cunt.

 

[snowy]

+1

 

[TheKid]

@ the kid: How old are you? You look really young in your pics.

fourteen

 

[The Emptier]

fourtween

 

[CliffBurton]

The top picture of ol' Boby-Downs is class, straight class, but the other two look bad. Its too much, especially on the middle one...doesn't really fit and makes his head look way too big.

I don't really like that style though.

No offense, but if my g/f asked me to cut my hair she would get a big fuck you and prob a kick to the curb, especially if she wanted it styled like those pictured above

Not every girl likes long hair, and if you have long hair and your girlfriend straight up says its shit...but still stays around, its because she was just asking and is a really cool girl.

also >implying your hand has the ability to like your hair.

 

[srob7001]

Wow, you're a cunt.

So why am I a cunt?

Because I am the way I am and if you don't like it you can fuck off. That goes for anyone I meet.

Sorry...I don't change the way I am for anyone.

So yea, if that is the case, i guess I am the biggest cunt in the world and I always will be.

To me it is along the same lines as her saying: "Hey can you get dick surgery to make it bigger?" She obviously doesn't like it or else she wouldn't ask you to change it in the first place.

 

[Undefined]

ITT: People without girlfriends talking about relationships plus one girl who knows nothing about sex.

 

[s]

No offense, but if my g/f asked me to cut my hair she would get a big fuck you and prob a kick to the curb

a kick to the kerb?????

Is your girlfriend fat and black? I think I saw her on Ricki Lee many years ago.

Edit: or was it Ricki Lake - the fat one that went out with Johnny Depp.

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[+VictimOfTheNight+]

I would cut it to an even length around your shoulders.

If you decide to go shorter than that, find someone who is actually good with hair at a salon and get them to do layers and shit. Maybe get it shorter around the front. Not bangs or anything, but just enough.

Seriously though, even if it costs more, get it done by someone good who understands what you're going for. An extra $10-20 is worth not looking like an idiot or ugly.

As for the facial hair, I would trim it before getting rid of it. Keep it short and well groomed and you won't look like a dirty metalhead. If you still don't like it, then you can get rid of it from there.

This.

I agree with Delanoir, Joe.