Late night thoughts.

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You haven't given me ideas on what to do with it, though.

Yeah, I said cut it. Shave it all off and keep the beard.

 

[unknown]

yeah, go bald...there's plenty of bald guys in metal (not the metal-ness matters or anything! *shifty eyes*)

 

[NinjaKitten]

if you do decide to cut it (which you shouldnt) definietly go bald and do the beard.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Whenever I read something like this it makes me seriously reconsider my decision about not having long hair. I have a few friends who had long hair but because of receding hair lines ended up having to cut it (and in two cases, just shave it). I don't have a receding hairline and it seems that the cosmic hair balance requires that I should have long hair. Hmm.

 

[Captain Beard]

Damn, guys, I hate the completely bald look. I used to DO it, and my head isn't shaped right.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You don't want to shave your head and you stated you didn't want a short cut. What the fuck else is there?!?!


Leave it alone then.

 

[Captain Beard]

Grouchy lady. Ok, I was thinking of something in between, since I guess I didn't realize bald doesn't count as short. But not the standard business part-with-a-comb cut, its scary.

 

[Malergion]

You don't want to shave your head and you stated you didn't want a short cut. What the fuck else is there?!?!
.

A topknot.

 

[Captain Beard]

.... How about something not radically designed?

 

[Captain Beard]

Maybe the Christian Slater look

 

[neal]

Maybe the Christian Slater look

 

[Captain Beard]

Ahhh... no, I mean slicked back.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I vote for the slicked back. Jack Nicholson style

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, that too. I did it while I was growing it out, and I must say it did look quite nice.

 

[Profanity]

You sound like 2 fags the way you're talking.

 

[Malergion]

If you slicked back your hair, you'd have to wear a lumpy trenchcoat and frequent bars drinking cheap booze and working for international spy rings who are looking for nondescript American blonde women that each have the secret data implanted securely on a chip under their left nipple.

 

[Profanity]

I don't worry about my hair. I never get it cut, wash it or comb it.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Profanity, you get to make comments about someone seeming gay only after you've had sex with a woman that isn't A, rubber, B, dead, C, your fist painted up with lipstick and eyeshadow. Now silence thy fat ass up as the rubbing of your folds creates an unpleasant dissonance.

 

[NinjaKitten]

slicked back hair is so horrible, dont do it!

 

[Captain Beard]

If you slicked back your hair, you'd have to wear a lumpy trenchcoat and frequent bars drinking cheap booze and working for international spy rings who are looking for nondescript American blonde women that each have the secret data implanted securely on a chip under their left nipple.

But I DO... wait. No I don't, what was I thinking.... <_<

*Writes list of names that have to be killed now*