Hair

[OfficerDown]

If you're talking to me, no I ain't.

 

[Alyona]

officer down-do your hair like the dude in your avatar!

 

[OfficerDown]

Yeah, whatever! I'd rather stick a smelly, rancid, spiky, AIDS ridden porcupine up my arse in a rabid fashion.

Sorry for that graphic.

 

[Alyona]

hmmm, alrighty then, but I was just trying to help!

 

[OfficerDown]

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!! YA HEAR? PEOPLE EQUALS SHIT!!

 

[Alyona]

*hides in the shade in the corner, trembling with fear of officer down*

 

[OfficerDown]

*steals butterflys money while she hides*

 

[Alyona]

but I never had any money?? what did you steal??

 

[OfficerDown]

Hmmm, must have been....chocolate coins......or buttons or something.

 

[Alyona]

you stole my buttons???? what is holding up my trousers then???? chocolate coins??

 

[OfficerDown]

Yes!

 

[Eirik]

nice...

as for the thread.. I'm starting to look decent now after a year of growth... lovely..

I ain't plannin' on cuttin' it yo'!!

maybe some trimming and evening out but that's just maintenance...

 

[7 Dying Trees]

...

Another long hair bites the dust...

 

[JesusChristPose]

Yes, over 20+ years ago when I enlisted in the US navy. For the next few days, I found myself continuously rubbing the top of me noggin.

 

[7 Dying Trees]

I've had mine cut once, years ago. It wasn't pleasant and very confusing as I didn't recognise my own shadow for a month. Scared the crap out of me at times...

 

[random_phil]

Haven't had mine cut in about 2 years. Probably gonna get it cut next week, but I'm scared they'll take too much off. I only want a couple of inches taken off, just to tidy it up. If it's too short, I'll probably kill myself.

 

[7 Dying Trees]

I get freinds to cut it, being long it's not as if I have to pay anyone to get it styled

 

[random_phil]

Good Point, 7DT. I might ask my mom to do it. She used to be a hairdresser anyway.

 

[MetalManCPA]

Hair -

Hair styles are all a phase. Caring too much about your hair could be construed as being vein (that's the male in me speaking).

To hair I say: however you feel at the moment. If you cut it short and don't like it - oh well, so you have to wait for time to grow it back. Plus, time can make you feel differently about it - you may hate short hair at first, but come to like it later. I like it short for one reason - it shortens my "get ready" time in the morning. I don't have to screw around with long hair, drying, styling, etc.

 

[7 Dying Trees]

Save yourself money to buy more beer/(insert narcotic, object or pasttime of choice here)