Maryland Deathfest XI: May 23-26, 2013

Are you going to MDF 2013?

  • Definitely going - want to share a room.

    Votes: 10 40.0%
  • Definitely going - do NOT want to share a room.

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • Probably going - want to share a room.

    Votes: 4 16.0%
  • Probably going - do NOT want to share.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Not sure if I'll go - want to share if I do.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Not sure if I'll go - do NOT want to share if I do.

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Probably not going.

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Definitely not going.

    Votes: 5 20.0%

  • Total voters
    25
- "Hail Sagan"

Damn, I wish I were there for that :lol:

How were The Melvins? I hear they put on a great show.

They were awesome. It was probably the best set that I've seen from them out of the four performances that I've seen. Of course, more Lysol would have been nice (but when wouldn't it be?), but the set was totally solid. They played a bit of everything. Come to think of it, they didn't really take a pause between any of their songs. It was just a straight set other than a drum solo battle near the end of the set.
 
Good call. Melvins just transitioned from song to song instead of having big applause spots in between. If you weren't paying attention it almost sounded like one big nonstop performance.
 
Sounds like some good times were had all around! I burnt myself out the first day I was there (which was Friday) and as a result wasn't nearly as drunk as I wanted to be the entire time because I didn't want to feel nauseous. :lol:

Highlights for me were Sleep, Aosoth, Pagan Altar, Carcass, Loss and Cruciamentum. I really dugged the Melvin's but had to leave their set early either for food or to listen to another band. Really wanted to get a picture with Buzz Osborne for giggles.

I was kind of disappointed with Glorior Belli's performance though. Their instruments sounded like shit, and was super excited to see them. Ihsahn's performance kind of impressed/surprised me, though I do like them a lot I didn't expect their sound to be as good as it was.

One embarrassing moment for me was due to my friend giving me a piece of her pot brownie, I was fucked me up pretty bad. Apparently was standing in 7/11 staring at the juice selection for a few minutes straight... and I remember having a really bad conversation with these French dudes, hoping in my head that they thought I was something other than retarded.

Oh, and went to my first strip club ever there. Those girls do way too much for a dollar.
 
Sorry there is no way you felt anything from eating a piece of a pot brownie.

1) They take HOURS to kick in.

2) It usually takes 3 for it to be potent.

3) Females have small brains.
 
3) Females have small brains.

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^ Um, I know you think you're the ultimate ganja master and shiz, but how in the world would you be able to tell me what I felt? Considering that I can count on one hand how many times I've smoked pot it doesn't surprise me that a little less than half of a brownie (which was a big piece but I guess you must know the size of it better than I do...) was all it took. Also it's way more potent when you eat it, and it did take hours before it kicked in... I'm not sure how you know this story better than I, exactly? I had no idea you were living as me! :lol:

My friend actually collapse, literally FELL during Ihsahn's set after having that brownie. I don't know how much he had, but I've never seen a big dude just fall out of nowhere.

P.S. I'm 100% sure my brain is more efficient than yours. :p
 
I'm sorry but your friend was faking it, and I hear a "piece" I usually don't assume fucking half of the brownie, which must of been pretty big if you felt anything. Or its just all in your head but maybe you're not one of those assholes that lies about everything on the internet.

Shit whats next, did your friend see a unicorn while in a mosh pit?
 
I hope you're this obnoxious in the real world, because I hope to god one day you act this way to the wrong person and end up biting the curb.
 
Effigy I don't smoke weed at all but I know that there are so many different variables here. There isn't a standard size of brownie that I know of nor is there a specific standard concentration that every weed brownie has. People just make them to their own taste and considering it was for MDF they packed it up. Also not sure when I ever told any crazy stories here, but this story isn't even that crazy/interesting--absolutely nothing to lie about lol. Besides I don't have the energy nor the creativity for it.... So yeah.
 
Been combing the YT videos for footage of the Tragedy and Rotten Sound sets. Someone was in the middle of the pit filming and I really want to see what they came up with.
 
It's weird that none of you fags are talking about the two best bands, Bolt Thrower and Manilla Road. How great were they? Let's get some dirty details
 
Come on guys, effigy is a 17 yr old dropout with no job and can't even drive and sits and downloads brutal death metal all day. who would know pot better?
 
Bolt Thrower was badass. Too fucking crowded in the tent, so a bunch of us just watched em through the gate outside. Seriously best seat in the house that night. Played a lot of good shit. Mercenary, War MAster, IVth Crusade, For Victory, Cenotaph and World Eater. Im sure Im forgetting some but they played a lot of good shit. And their sound was fucking awesome.

Manilla Road was fucking amazing. Mark Shelton is a fucking beast on the guitar, and when they played The Riddle Master, my mushrooms started to kick in and I was jamming my fucking ass off. Oh no no noooooo!!!! Oh no no noooooo!!! Oh no no nooooo!!!!!
 
It's weird that none of you fags are talking about the two best bands, Bolt Thrower and Manilla Road. How great were they? Let's get some dirty details

Missed BT because they were on Thursday, watched about 10 minutes of Manilla Road and wasn't impressed. There, was this fag's "dirty details" enough for you?

Now if you want the deets on the actual best bands, namely Melvins, Weedeater, Down, or Tragedy, I'd be happy to help out there.
 
I'm disappointed guys. Where are the epic stories? Where are the pics? Where are the videos of drunken airguitaring?

Can't a nigga live vicariously through this thread?