Official GMD Photo/Social Thread

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Now you're callin him fat?

Shh.


Funniest thing ever to me right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-yMj8PgCw

For those of us who don't speak Swedish-

Danny/Melker: Daddy are we there yet?
Leo/Karl --Emil: Stop nagging me Melker, i told you i don't know.
Kate/Frida: What is that crappy place called that we're going to?
Leo/Karl --Emil: First! It isn't a crappyplace and second you should stop whining Frida.
Kate/Frida: Puh, I was only asking what it was called.
Ruth/Hedvig: It's called Stench Ville camping site deary
Danny/Melker: I need to tinkle dad.
Leo/Karl --Emil: Tinkle!? It was only five minutes ago since all of us peed, are you drinking beer back there or what's the matter?!
Danny/Melker: No! but I am bursting.
Ruth/Hedvig: We've got to stop and eat soon Karl-Emil.
Kate/Frida: Mummy, I forgot my p-pills at home.
Ruth/Hedvig: Oh but Friida.
Leo/Karl --Emil: What's the matter? Her brothers handbag is full of methanol and now that we're on vacation may I advise you not sleep with anyone Frida.
Kate/Frida: I haven't said that!
Danny/Melker: Frida's having her period! Fridas having her period!
Ah! Stop that you ugly little cunt Melker. Ugly ugly ugly! Stop it idiot Melker.
Danny/Melker: Fridas cunt has a hole in it! Fridas cunt has a hole ...!
Kate/Frida: Do you want to get beet up!
Smack!
Ruth/Hedvig: But stop fighting children!
Kate/Frida: But Melker is so fucking stupid!
Danny/Melker: Fridas cunt has a hole ...!
Smack!
Ruth/Hedvig: Oh NO Karl -- Emil, I forgot my sunhat on the kitchen table!
Leo/Karl --Emil: Poor you.
Ruth/Hedvig: But I WANT my sunhat!
Leo/Karl --Emil: (tralalla)
Ruth/Hedvig: We have't to turn around!
Leo/Karl --Emil: Turn around! For fucks sake! We've just only driven 60 miles!
Ruth/Hedvig: Yes, well, then we have to stop and buy me a new one in the nearest petrol station. Is it fare to the next petrol station, Karl - Emil?
Leo/Karl --Emil: How should I know that?
Ruth/Hedvig: Shouldn't you know that - and don't drive so fast here!
Leo/Karl --Emil: Who's driving? You or me?!
Ruth/Hedvig: Now he doesn't know that either!!
Leo/Karl --Emil: Oh, stop hiccupping Melker. Oh look what you've done! Now you've woken Hildegard also!
(Baby screams in the background)
Kate/Frida: I want to go home! I don't want to...
Danny/Melker: I'm hungry!
Leo/Karl --Emil: Hedvig, you've gotta change the diaper one Hildegard so she shuts up.
- Mayhem -
 
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