When I was around 13 i had a dream that I had sex with my dad. I woke up crying so hard (but not as hard as I had gotten fucked)...
That has got to be the best avatar ever.That has got to be the worst dream ever.
Shut the fuck up I don't need you to remind me that my paretns did something that I don't want to think about.
That has got to be the best avatar ever.
The weird thing was my dad had a vagina in the dream...
edit: Is this some disturbing sign?
My younger brother and I are only eleven monthes apart. People think we're twins, and whenever he or I explain that "no, we're not. We're just less than a year apart". Everyone says the same thing.
"Busy parents!"
Shut the fuck up I don't need you to remind me that my paretns did something that I don't want to think about.
What is the name of that movie? In which he plays a neo-nazi.
edit: Btw, that must have sucked for your mother to be pregnant for that fucking long.
What is the name of that movie? In which he plays a neo-nazi.
Being pregnant is wonderful...but it's incredibly taxing. And is known to be very hard on your body and very few women like being pregnant RIGHT after they've just given birth.