When I was around 13 i had a dream that I had sex with my dad. I woke up crying so hard (but not as hard as I had gotten fucked)...
That has got to be the worst dream ever.That has got to be the best avatar ever.That has got to be the worst dream ever.
Shut the fuck up I don't need you to remind me that my paretns did something that I don't want to think about.

That has got to be the best avatar ever.![]()
The weird thing was my dad had a vagina in the dream...
edit: Is this some disturbing sign?
Fucking awesome. Neuro, you have the best avatar.My younger brother and I are only eleven monthes apart. People think we're twins, and whenever he or I explain that "no, we're not. We're just less than a year apart". Everyone says the same thing.
"Busy parents!"
Shut the fuck up I don't need you to remind me that my paretns did something that I don't want to think about.
What is the name of that movie? In which he plays a neo-nazi.
edit: Btw, that must have sucked for your mother to be pregnant for that fucking long.
What is the name of that movie? In which he plays a neo-nazi.
Being pregnant is wonderful...but it's incredibly taxing. And is known to be very hard on your body and very few women like being pregnant RIGHT after they've just given birth.