Queef Positive People. THE WORST THREAD EVER

[Carcassian]

Here is a picture of my wife after she suggested I might let her walk next to me in public rather than ten paces behind me. It's for her own good.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

She can still open her eyes? You're going soft, Carc.

 

[ohiogrinder]

I don't care about favorite pornstars or queefing and I find both threads to be in poor taste. But, if you guys want to talk about it, have fun.

its probably cause you're gay. its ok, fudgepacker.

 

[Ender Rises]

A friend of mine calls me fudgepacker constantly.

 

[Susperia]

Oh, I should've known, it was all just a joke. Whoops.

How on earth could anyone take this as anything but a joke??

You'd be the most retarded person here to not get that that article was written just for FUN to be SILLY.

Are you in fact the most retarded person here Matthew?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Okay, now that this thread has gone off-topic, can we get it locked so that I don't have to see the word "queef" every time I browse the social forum??

 

[Ender Rises]

How on earth could anyone take this as anything but a joke??

You'd be the most retarded person here to not get that that article was written just for FUN to be SILLY.

Are you in fact the most retarded person here Matthew?

There's Blue Jay. And Dave.

 

[Susperia]

Agreed.

I voted apathetic cause I don't care if a girl farts out of her pussy as long as I'm not eating her out haha. Of course, why would a girl fart while doing that eww haha.

Queefing is not a voluntary action, nor do I think it should be equated with farting because :

A) it is not gas that is released
B) It is not voluntary
C) it is simply air that is packed into the canal due to having something thrust into it over and over hard and fast. The air has got to escape at some point...

But yes I agree it's awfully awfully embarassing when that happens when you're being eaten out----Which shouldn't normally happen unless her legs are above her head and legs spread wide open, allowing air to be sucked into the vaginal canal. That's the only time it ever happened to me while er..yeah. It was shocking!

 

[Ender Rises]

And people wonder why I like the cock.

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Susperia]

Is this true?

Totally---- It was fun times.

 

[Susperia]

And people wonder why I like the cock.

:zombie:


Vagina's are amazing. This one organ is used to

A) Pass blood during menstruation.
B) Have sexual intercourse
C) Bring new life into the world.

More than your "cock" you love so much can do.

 

[Carcassian]

But yes I agree it's awfully awfully embarassing when that happens when you're being eaten out----Which shouldn't normally happen unless her legs are above her head and legs spread wide open, allowing air to be sucked into the vaginal canal. That's the only time it ever happened to me while er..yeah. It was shocking!

Hush, or...

 

[Ender Rises]

My GOD you're a feminazi.


EDIT: Obvioulsy @ Suspie.

 

[Carcassian]

:zombie:


Vagina's are amazing. .

Agreed. It's just a pity about the cunts they are invariably attached to.

 

[Susperia]

Lol, it wouldn't be nearly as funny if I didn't know you so well Chris.

 

[Carcassian]

 

[The Ozzman]

:zombie:


Vagina's are amazing. This one organ is used to

A) Pass blood during menstruation.
B) Have sexual intercourse
C) Bring new life into the world.

More than your "cock" you love so much can do.

You can't bring life into the world without a cock being involved either directly or indirectly.

 

[Carcassian]

You could, actually. A syringe and a pair of balls, or (more rarely - as in never recorded) an egg could split and start to produce a foetus in a case of immaculate conception.

 

[Hatebreeder]

And people wonder why I like the cock.

Don't tell me you've completely ruled out women as an option.

That's just stupid.