Queef Positive People. THE WORST THREAD EVER

[Rabid Headbanger]

"You know what no one ever talks about in public? Pussy Farts." - George Carlin

 

[CAIRATH]

That's right, I posted a lolcat.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

A woman was standing in front of me in line at the concession stand at a ballgame and she looked at me funny so I kicked her in the ribs.

That has nothing to do with this thread but, hey, there it is.

 

[Evil?]

Awesome.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? Fuck no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast. This helps make a nice sharp queef. Something to be proud of. Definitely.

Is this true?

 

[Koude Haat]

I didn't write that you jackass-----It says right on it who wrote it.


You guys are so fucking uptight it's ridiculous. A thread on favorite pornstars?? SURE! But a thread on queefing?? Booo.

So. fucking. conservative.

i lol'd at this post..

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I lol'd at this thread. You uptight faggots.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

A woman was standing in front of me in line at the concession stand at a ballgame and she looked at me funny so I kicked her in the ribs.

That has nothing to do with this thread but, hey, there it is.

Maddox would be proud.

 

[Blue_Jay]

I didn't write that you jackass-----It says right on it who wrote it.


You guys are so fucking uptight it's ridiculous. A thread on favorite pornstars?? SURE! But a thread on queefing?? Booo.

So. fucking. conservative.

Agreed.

I voted apathetic cause I don't care if a girl farts out of her pussy as long as I'm not eating her out haha. Of course, why would a girl fart while doing that eww haha.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I voted the second one because I want to fuck with the pole results.

 

[rfe]

Wow I walked in this thread at the wrong time.

 

[DarkBliss]

I voted the second one because I want to fuck with the pole results.

whose pole did you want to fuck?

Meh, too easy.

 

[CaGeD iN]

at least no one picked the last one

 

[genocide roach]

No I like vag too much.

what a coinkydink! i like vag too!!!
~gR~

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Its Fucking rough.

 

[Killbot]

Wow I walked in this thread at the wrong time.

There was never a right time.

 

[Pessimism]

I voted the second one because I want to fuck with the pole results.

 

[DarkBliss]

There was never a right time.

 

[Carcassian]

I voted number two, though it's a redundancy - women should be struck whatever happens. It's the natural order of things.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

It really worries me that we men have faltered and allowed women to take positions of power and authority. Allowing them to have a say in government, letting them near weapons and science... I think we're making a dangerous mistake.