Kallocain
New Metal Member
The last one I remember was when someone asked if I was some guy on the back of my shirt. I've never been asked question as fatuous as that, seeing as I don't resemble any of the guys from Opeth (Except I have the same hair colour as Martin Mendez, but the picture on my shirt was black and white.), so my response was appropriate: "I don't know; I can't see the back of my shirt."