The Anti-social (thread of course)

[unknown]

I hate it when a friend invites me to their party and I know no one there. It's awkward as hell. I usually try to avoid going to parties like this.

it was my girlfriend's cousin's 18th birthday the other day, so we decided to go to the party bonfire. We get to the beach and before we get out, my girlfriend starts talking about the friends of her cousin. "They're all really nice. But they're all on like drugs and stuff. And weird." Which makes me thrilled.

We get down there and say happy birthday and whatever. Everybody looks to be under 21 and drinking shitty beer (Mickey's, Miller High Life, etc...) and leaving the bottles/cans on the sand with the cigarette butts, broken glass and dead bodies that litter this beach. We have some carne asada tacos, which were good, and go sit down away from everybody.

we then see chef man who is the cousin's boyfriend (cousin is a girl) go pee behind a palm tree and trot back to the barbecue to handle the carne asada. we lose our appetite and decide to leave after being there for maybe an hour.

Tl;dr Guy touches his meat and then touches meat meat and we beat feet

 

[damnromulans]

That sounds horrible. I went to a really awful New Year's Eve party that was sort of like that except everyone was old enough so there was no excuse for the fucking BEER PONG (only ok if you're 15-20 years old) and KEYSTONE LIGHT (see BEER PONG).

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

no excuse for the fucking ... KEYSTONE LIGHT

Why do you hate poor people?

 

[damnromulans]

Because for a comparable price you can drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. Plus they're not real poor people, they have cushy state jobs

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Agreed, PBR is better. I was just giving you shit because I happen to be drinking one of those foul things right now. That's what I get for not doing the beer shopping.

 

[damnromulans]

Ugh well better than Busch Light I guess...or is it?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It is. Busch Light kinda tastes like public park fountain (ornamental, not drinking) water IMO.

 

[waif]

The question is how it compares to just not drinking beer. As a general rule, if a beer makes you wish you were drinking water it's probably not worth drinking.

 

[Satanstoenail]

The question is how it compares to just not drinking beer. As a general rule, if a beer makes you wish you were drinking water it's probably not worth drinking.

No that's where you're wrong see. Crap beer is always better than no beer at all.

 

[damnromulans]

Only if you're a raging alcoholic or at a terrible party.

I'm bored. What's the absolute WORST party you've ever been to?

 

[Cythraul]

One of the worst parties I've ever been to was this weird nazi skinhead party I went to years ago with a couple friends of mine. How did I end up there? Long story.

 

[Evil?]

I was once invited to a bonfire party and was told lots of cool people were coming and it was going to be a blast. Next to no one showed up and I left disappointed.

 

[Doomguy]

My thing with people, especially women, is that I really don't want to deal with them. It's not that I have a hard time getting along with them, its just that I really don't enjoy myself or act like myself when I am around them. And when I do, shit hits the fan.

Me too dude; one of the main reasons I usually don't go to parties.

 

[damnromulans]

The New Year's Eve party I mentioned in this thread was pretty bad. Most of my other friends who were around were doing stuff that sounded terrible so I headed out to some boring bar with my group of friends who consist of lazy dudes and dudettes who like cargo pants and Primus. Not terrible since I had lots of friends around, but then everyone started getting cranky and leaving and it ended up being just me and the unstable leech I keep bitching about. My other friends were having a party so we went - with his mom DDing us - and it was AWFUL, beer pong and Keystone Light and just terrible and I was embarrassed to be there with leech and he was complaining and getting cunty if I hugged other male friends. Really bad, especially because my 2008-2009 New Year's Eve was by far the most epic party night of my entire life.

@Cythraul sorry for being nasty in the M&F thread. what's the scoop on skinhead party? don't you like that stuff anyway or do you keep your seething disrespect for blacks to yourself?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

One of the worst parties I've ever been to was this weird nazi skinhead party I went to years ago with a couple friends of mine. How did I end up there? Long story.

I suspect you ended up there because your skinhead buddies heard you ranting about "my pals"?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Welcome to this thread,
What I was saying: "..and you? What have you been doing all these years?", but what I thought was: "I want to fuck your entire cunt you fucking thing made for fucking". Then she said something and seemed to really like me, so I continued the conversation while thinking: "well why couldn't I just fuck you a lot".
Later that night she dissappeared somewhere and there was this other bitch who is kinda stupid and annoying and that one just wanted to fuck me. I was sitting on bar and she just came and started to kiss me, but I refused to bang because she's only average looking and Krampus told me to hold some standards. I said "no". She had this look on her face like if she wanted to have my semen all over her face and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she wanted. However, I'm somewhat able to enjoy dissappointment of others.

What about you guys? Feel free to discuss.

Dude, you sound extremely resentful and moronic. Do you really understand how fucking lame you sound...

First of all you're hanging out with the wrong people. Why don't you try socializing with people you actually like and respect.

Second, why treat anyone you deem "unsuitable" with such pretentiousness?

You sound like an inauthentic human being with absolutely no regard for reality and/or reason.

This is some juvenile shit, and you need to grow the fuck up.

Read a book motherfucker.

:Spin: Cheers!

 

[sevag00]

cool logic br0, what about people who have shitty childhoods?

conditional.

 

[Valerie]

Read a book motherfucker.

 

[Evil?]

^ exactly what I thought of.

 

[Onder]

I'm a little too tired to respond to that serious post on the top of this page so I just disrespectfully laugh so far. Maybe later today, if I won't be busy being a moron.