The Anti-social (thread of course)

[Hubster]

I think I am a secret sociopath. I have vivid, real violent fantasies about hurting people but I'd never act on them. I flirt hard with and then ditch men I find stupid and irritating just to ruin their night out because I think they suck. I am disgusted by anyone I deem "difficult to look at." I flip off cars and yell at people I catch staring at me and completely ignore people I don't feel like talking to in face-to-face interactions.

But I also have a job/get along with coworkers, a good relationship with my family/Man-Purse, and lots of friends I trust. So maybe not so sociopathic.

I can totally understand all this. To me, this is all normal.

I have an extreme intolerance for the general public. I have a overwhelming dislike for sheep herd mentality and find it very difficult to get into 99% of social circles because I just cannot put on a show and pretend I'm interested in what the majority of people have to say, which in truth, is never very much. I cannot stand bullshit chit chat with people I couldn't give a fuck about, yet am happy to chat about the most irrelevant and anti-intellectual rubbish with the people I truly cherish.

I prefer the company of odd people, distorted, strange, disjointed and more extreme in style of thinking, but not realists as I find them rather linear and boring. Idealists, dreamers, artists. I can deal with extroverts, but become frustrated with them quickly as I find their public peformance to be exactly that, a performance. Yet in a circle of trusted company, I have no problem with someone being loud and silly.

I dunno.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Oddly, I pretty much completely agree with Hubster here. Weird.

 

[Hubster]

My god dude. After all these years, we have something to agree on

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Yeah, awesome

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah I'm starting to think we are just versions of normalcy and the 99% we claim to hate doesn't actually exist.

 

[Hubster]

Quite possible... But why does it still seem like so much of the general population is ridiculously stupid?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Oh, than I apologize krampus, although I expect a little intelligence in my comedy.

*then


Also I can't believe you missed the humourous intention in Onder's post. Whether you thought it was funny or not, the intention couldn't have been more obvious if he'd clobbered you over the head with it.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Some people just don't get Czech humor.

 

[damnromulans]

Quite possible... But why does it still seem like so much of the general population is ridiculously stupid?

because they are

 

[Valerie]

Some people just don't get Czech humor.

You could say before reading Onder's posts we should czech our seriousness at the door.

 

[waif]

 

[Pessimism]

I have this serious hatred of Czech people, it's just something about there stupid faces.

And fuck people who look at me. I'll fucking sexually assault ANYONE who looks at me the god damn wrong way. Your body is mine, and if I want to shove red building bricks up your fucking ass I will.

And don't flip off cars, it's rude. Show them your maliciously disfigured genitals and be on your merry fucking way.

 

[damnromulans]

YOU ARE A RAPER

 

[Pessimism]

 

[Hubster]

I have this serious hatred of Czech people, it's just something about there stupid faces.

And fuck people who look at me. I'll fucking sexually assault ANYONE who looks at me the god damn wrong way. Your body is mine, and if I want to shove red building bricks up your fucking ass I will.

And don't flip off cars, it's rude. Show them your maliciously disfigured genitals and be on your merry fucking way.

I hate people looking at me, especially other Indians. Fucking makes my blood boil.

 

[Pessimism]

we taught him language, and our profit on t'is he makes us lulz


wait...

There has always been a reason I liked you.

 

[Onder]

Also I can't believe you missed the humourous intention in Onder's post. Whether you thought it was funny or not, the intention couldn't have been more obvious if he'd clobbered you over the head with it.

Yeah, I pretty much enjoyed myself in those situations that evening brought - so I wanted to share them with you guys, because you're like my kids. I'm perfectly aware of the fact that my thoughts may sound moronic to someone -too srs-, but that's the point of this thread pretty much.

EDIT: I could've described that evening in a different way and I would be a perfectly normal guy in some (possibly US) bar, but I will always like better being different to that, saying what I really think and what bothers me. Moronic to some random faggot.

Two days back we were playing some poker with some -guys I like and respect- (that's to that fucking anti-moronic moron) and there was also this bitch cca in my age who wants to get a divorce already. Plus, she's fat and not pretty. This made me ask my mother (I always go to my mother for advice, kramp is second), if it's true what I think - that ugly people jump easier into getting married and fucking up their life and she told me that ugly people always used to be stupid/primitive. I don't know about that, it's just that getting married AND divorced 21yo, a year after marriage because your husband throws shit all over the flat is stupid and completely ruins the value of marriage as a whole - and a value of your life in perception of other people.

 

[JontRevolting]

I have been best man in 4 weddings,each time i tried my best to get out've it cause I fucking hate weddings and standing in front of crowds of ppl and 3 out've 4 of the marriages have failed,I fucking hate weddings.The only good thing about them is the drink.BTW I also managed to fuck up all their weddings pics by looking visibly upset,fuck those married queers!!

 

[Onder]

I have been best man in 4 weddings,each time i tried my best to get out've it cause I fucking hate weddings and standing in front of crowds of ppl and 3 out've 4 of the marriages have failed,I fucking hate weddings.The only good thing about them is the drink.BTW I also managed to fuck up all their weddings pics by looking visibly upset,fuck those married queers!!

Burials > Weddings.

 

[JontRevolting]

That's what I reffered to them as man..I call them funerals,also these mates who got married ,married the first chicks they rooted and were around 21 at the time way too young and fuck it pissed me off when the divorced cause i hated these weddings and it all seemed like a fucking waste of time to me.Lesson for all young ppl fuck as much as you can when you're younger so then it's not so much of a novelty.Probably the worst part of it though was how my mates got all high and mighty after becoming 'married men' what a fucking joke.