The Anti-social (thread of course)

I'm quite asocial, no doubt. I don't talk to my neyghbours cuz they just talk about the same things, like ''who killed john doe?'' or ''did you see the gun that john doe was carrying?''

Nobody wants to improve their lives, I feell that i don't belong to my neighbourhood, most of my friends live far from me, but it's not a problem, cuz i got my car and i don't give a rat ass how far they are.

I think that friendship comes with commom tastes about the issues and pleasures of life, and not cuz i'm near of a dumb motherfucker that doens't know who is Takashi Miike, for example.
 
That is one of my problems with the whole marriage thing,it's all for the chicks,surely no man has ever enjoyed a wedding to the extent that females do.C'mon it's time for some social reform!!

So true, Mate. Wedding parties suck, especially when you're the one burning thousands and thousands of dollars organizing them. I'd rather spend the damn money on a nice trip.

Wedding Parties are only fun when you're a guest and you get to drink like it's the end of the world.
 
When I was actually considering going through with the proposed marriage I mentioned to her that we should just have a small family gathering and go to Italy afterwards or something..but NO she wanted the dress and everything,it was all about her!!
Yeah mate I agree,i did have fun at the weddings I was involved in but only once the drinks started flowing!!
 
i have received a total of 0 wedding invitations yet nearly half of my close girlfriends from high school are married. i understand that i'm in japan but it would have been nice to have a courtesy email "oh i would've sent you an invite but you are in japan" or something.

i'm on a mission to overhaul my social life when i return to the U.S. - a daunting task. meeting new girlfriends is hardddddddddddddd.
 
I've only been to one good friend's wedding and it was fucking awesome. The ceremony and reception were out in a beautiful location in the country, and a bunch of us ranted a house nearby and went and had a two-day party afterwards. Good times.
 
lol

I can kind of imagine Hubster having some gay neo pagan wedding with druids dancing around and some vegan version of animal sacrifice where a Pinata get's it's throat slit. Then he and his wife ride off on a buggy with Gandalf the grey and a sack full of fertility rejuvenating crystals.
 
My sister's wedding was actually kind of fun. Especially during the dancing. When the DJ played classic rock and dance tunes, my aunts, uncles and family got up and danced, and when he played shitty modern pop tunes, all my sister's slutty friends danced. It was quite the contrast.
 
My sister's wedding was actually kind of fun. Especially during the dancing. When the DJ played classic rock and dance tunes, my aunts, uncles and family got up and danced, and when he played shitty modern pop tunes, all my sister's slutty friends danced. It was quite the contrast.

How many of your sister's slutty friends did you bone?
 
Dont you know? They're hips are so bony, you can grab onto them while you pound them.