The "Ask KillerGon" thread:

[Dred]

edit: my guy doesn't bathe he's tr00 grim kvlt unholy frostbitten... black metal

Then buy him a bottle of Tylenol PM and tell him to make the world a better place.

 

[Nerve]

Sounds like a good idea

 

[Dred]

Wasn't it though?

 

[snowy]

Dear gonzo,
would you like to come over here and smoke some fresh weed in the morning (8:14)
I think it would be funny if you would join me now

 

[Chairman Kaga]

is trying to imitate our way of creating lulz, but again, he's failing really hard and all his posts automatically turn into a lame fest.

I'm thinking that might be me cause of my ""

 

[KillerGon]

what should i get my bf for new year's?

note: my budget isn't really that big + i hate clichés + don't imply sexual stuff (cause he already gets that)

Buy him a Michael Jackson cd or a Battletoads NES cartdrige

Nah, seriously speaking, it's kinda hard cause I don't know him. If he's really a black metal lover, then he deserves to be beaten to death. But if not, buy him a shirt, ring or necklace. Or some sweet treat (although that's more a girly present).

note: he already gets some sexual stuff? are you buying him a dildo or something?

Then buy him a bottle of Tylenol PM and tell him to make the world a better place.

i lol'd

Dear gonzo,
would you like to come over here and smoke some fresh weed in the morning (8:14)
I think it would be funny if you would join me now

yeah man... i need a good smoke... my body is in pain, i just woke up after 14 hours of sleep

I'm thinking that might be me cause of my ""

wrong.

 

[Deadly]

Buy him a Michael Jackson cd or a Battletoads NES cartdrige

Nah, seriously speaking, it's kinda hard cause I don't know him. If he's really a black metal lover, then he deserves to be beaten to death. But if not, buy him a shirt, ring or necklace. Or some sweet treat (although that's more a girly present).

he's also folkmetal-ish and melodic death-ish, and listens to some nsbm.
garrr, i seriously have no idea what to get him

note: he already gets some sexual stuff? are you buying him a dildo or something?

i think we both now the answer to that

:Smug:

 

[snowy]

he's also folkmetal-ish and melodic death-ish, and listens to some nsbm.
garrr, i seriously have no idea what to get him

:Smug:

uke:uke:uke:

 

[Deadly]

:Smug:

uke:uke:uke:

there are some nice bands in there, like kroda whom i'm growing quite fond of ^^

oh, he also likes doom-metal

 

[Knarfi]

I think he means the whole concept of NSBM. I like the music too, but the concept is shit

 

[vikk]

edit: my guy doesn't bathe he's tr00 grim kvlt unholy frostbitten... black metal

oh, he also likes doom-metal and ambient rock

he's also folkmetal-ish and melodic death-ish,
garrr, i seriously have no idea what to get him

i didn't know we were dating

 

[Dred]

i think we both now the answer to that

Thats a definite "yes."


uke:

 

[snowy]

I wouldn't listen to music made by nazis
"the Aryan Spirit"

 

[Deadly]

I think he means the whole concept of NSBM. I like the music too, but the concept is shit

aye, he doesn't share the beliefs, he just likes the music, and only some of what he listens to has explicit lyrical content containing... , so meh

anyhow: we're ruining gonchi's thread :zombie:
*gives muffin to gonchi*

maybe i should wrap a bow around myself
and give his parents a vacation of 3 days?

 

[Dred]

maybe i should wrap a bow around myself
and give his parents a vacation of 3 days?

Guys don't need purchased gifts. A blowjob is free, and we'll never complain.









...or let him stick it in your pooper.

 

[Deadly]

*two-hands-facepalm*

 

[vikk]

buy a goat and a dagger


or a chicken and a kitchen knife

 

[Knarfi]

*two-hands-handjob*

Yeah, thats another option.

 

[Dred]

Yeah, thats another option.

Fuck handjobs.

 

[snowy]