The best jokes..

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?

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Jailbreak

Mwahahah... Yeah I went there
 
Theres a lawyer,doctor and a business man at a bar.
There all talking about what there getting the wife for there anniversies
The lawyer says I'm getting my wife a diamond ring and a trip to the Carribean.
The doctor then says why a diamond ring and a trip to the Carribeans?
The lawyer says that way if she don't like the diamond ring she'll have to love the trip to the Carribeans.Every one nodded there head in unison
Then the lawyer ask so how about you doc?
The doctor says I'm getting my wife a BMW and a diamond ring
The biker looked at the doctor and asks why a car and a diamond ring?
The doctor says because that way if she doesn't want the car she'll have to take the diamond ring.
They all nod in agreement once again...
The doctor then asks the biker what will you get your wife?
The biker says a t-shirt and a dildo.
The doctor and lawyer both look confused so the doctor asks why a t-shirt and a dildo?
The biker says that way if she don't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself.
 
Thorns On My Grave said:
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?

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Jailbreak

Mwahahah... Yeah I went there

Okay I'm black myself but i just find this one joke funny as hell
Okay so how was break dancing invented?
Black people trying to steal hub caps off moving cars:p
 
BlackViking666 said:
Okay I'm black myself but i just find this one joke funny as hell
Okay so how was break dancing invented?
Black people trying to steal hub caps off moving cars:p

Heh heh heh... you don't have to be racist to appreciate funny jokes...

That one just made me fall off my seat
 
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
 
A priest is putting a nicotine patch on his dick when the altar boys says:
"hey father, does that really work?"
And the priest says:
"yeh, sure does...I'm down to two butts a day"
 
Metalpsycho1349 said:
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.



I guess that's uh... sort of funny. But you're wrong :erk: Fountain pens didn't work in zero gravity, so they invented the ballpoint pen.
 
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,

but her attention is galvanized when she hears one

of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"

retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country...we don't

speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
 
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A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.

What are you doing up here, said the man.

I’m going to kill myself, replied the woman.

Well, before you do, what about giving me a blowjob? said the man.

The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.

Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? asks the man.

Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman
 
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball dont knock out any windows. Itll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, lets go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah, sorry about that." the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. Im a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. Youve released me. Im allowed to grant three wishes- Ill give you each one wish, and Ill keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-its the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And whats your wish, genie?” the husband said.

"Well, since Ive been trapped in that bottle, I havent had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I dont care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"35." she replied.

"And he still believes in genies? Thats amazing