The "Lets pretend we are another GMD member"thread.

[unknown]

The Black Dahlia Murder is an amazing band, they have some sweet-ass solos, i pleasure myself to them nightly.

 

[Valerie]

I can't live without my PSP! Hand-held video games are so amazing, anything else is dumb and impractical because I can play on the go.

 

[The Ozzman]

Page 15 = win

 

[Doomguy]

I can't live without my PSP! Hand-held video games are so amazing, anything else is dumb and impractical because I can play on the go.

Shit...that's hard.

Just got up, masturbated in the shower, and about to go down and find something to eat.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Krig?

 

[Doomguy]

Nope. mutantllama.

 

[Ben_t]

Krig would be more like...I just took a huge shit that looked like a fucking liberal cunt, I was also fellating one of my gun during the process. Oh and cats are cute.

 

[Ben_t]

"I'm feeling so bad right now, having issue with my gf and feeling atrocious. I wish I was asexual"

5 min later

"Life is wonderful, the colors are brighter than usual because I'm so in love with this girl."

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Cythraul

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Cythraul is the correct spelling.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Yeah I changed it before your gayness

 

[Ben_t]

"Hi, I like to post 4-5 words in many different languages to show off my impressive knowledge of many different cultures. It makes me feel a lot more important than those stupid retards here that can only post in 1 language..."

 

[~Neurotica]

Hmmmmmmm....

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Deva Mrtyu

 

[False Joe]

F&F

Fyp.

 

[arg]

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[V.V.V.V.V.]

Hey, don't knock Gorelicious Anus. Great band.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I found the post several posts back to be exactly what I was about to post but seeing as the poster is not part of my elitist sex octagon I shall not quote them.

there's a clue somewhere, an emoticon. click the arrow to find it.

 

[cookiecutter]

So I heard Obama made a secret deal with the Chinese and put in the health care bill that will make us all have to have sex changes which will then be paid for by the government.

 

[arg]

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