The Most Metal Thing Ever

[cookiecutter]

Get him some Lithium. That stuff is extremely metallic. And if all else fails it explodes when it contacts water.

 

[LivingCadaver]

just buy him a concert ticket and give him a gift certificate to the End records' online or something... or it could be a shirt.

 

[Alongside Death]

Give him a viking helmet and a big fucking axe!

 

[DarkBliss]

chuck >>>> god

RIP chuck

no, dude. Just no. Ah, I seriously can't stand this worship trend

 

[Varg Vikernes]

Bring these guys to play at his house...

 

[Varg Vikernes]

oh yeah, and then spill the blood of the innocent all over his Christmas tree.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

 

[asterisk211]

My mate wants sumthing for chirstmas and he said get him the most metal thing ever
any ideas?

Get him the most metal gift of all . . .






[growl]NOOOOOOOTTTTHHHIIIIIINNNNNNG[/growl]

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

get him a gift and wrap it in razor wire and watch his joy as he attempts to extricate it from the razors...blood-splattered fun for the whole family, you'll enjoy watching your friends bleed from the hands for hours, nothing like watching a cherished loved one shrivel into a bloodless corpse like a raisin, or how about your pet, make sparky your golden retriever into sparky, the headstone in the back yard

 

[Satanstoenail]

Went for $676!

$10 more than it should have?

 

[Astrum]

get him a gift and wrap it in razor wire and watch his joy as he attempts to extricate it from the razors...blood-splattered fun for the whole family, you'll enjoy watching your friends bleed from the hands for hours, nothing like watching a cherished loved one shrivel into a bloodless corpse like a raisin, or how about your pet, make sparky your golden retriever into sparky, the headstone in the back yard

Get him a really cool old burzum record or something. He could hang it up on his wall. I would

 

[AgoliantLives]

The worship of individuals in music is grossly overrated.
Hail Varg, hail Quorthon, hail Swano, hail fuck know who else

The music is what's truly important. The people behind it are probably complete nutcases who simply channel their insanity into writing music

That's a good point. Most musicians are insane even outside of metal.

 

[AgoliantLives]

SHUT UP!!! IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO A TRIVIUM ALBUM THE SAME THING EVERY TIME YOU POST!!! CHUCK IS DEAD NO MATTER HOW MANY CRYING SMILIES YOU PUT HE AIN'T COMING BACK!!! HE'S LIKE THE PLAGUE...GONE!!!

Actually, the plague still exists. Health and science have advanced to the point of it not being a problem anymore.

 

[Astrum]

Actually, get him this AND the Burzum one. If that is too expensive, get them for me.

 

[Ender Rises]

Give him a viking helmet and a big fucking axe!

 

[Demilich]

Actually, get him this AND the Burzum one. If that is too expensive, get them for me.

I love your logic there, very well thought out

 

[IWP]

My sig.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

You and your fucking avatar should be killed with that gun too.

Dont say that, cakeposter makes me smile.

 

[~Neurotica]

:Smug: ohh dear...

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

whose the weird guy in your avatar??