THE OFFICIAL DREAM THEATER DISCUSSION THREAD

[progmetaldan]

 

[Ascension]

Me, Kenneth farted.

He'll deny it with a drive-by post. You'll disagree with his denial & present your case with facts such as it smelled bad in his vicinity, he had a guilty look, brown stain on seat of pants, etc. He'll adamantly deny it, suggest you take notes, & give you some mumbo jumbo about ethereal vapor displacement. You'll note that he was the only one in the area prior to the smell & expound upon the fact that it smelled like his mother's bad meatloaf...and that it has never been proven that ghosts fart. He'll adamantly deny it. You'll conclude it could have only been him given the extraordinary amount of data that leads to him. He'll adamantly deny it, call you an ass, and immediately place you on his ignore list. :zombie:

 

[CttN]

We should make a Beef thread.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Ascension is the coolest dog I ever knew.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

We should make a Beef thread.

we've got one.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/symphonyx/84459-beef.html

 

[progmetaldan]

He'll deny it with a drive-by post. You'll disagree with his denial & present your case with facts such as it smelled bad in his vicinity, he had a guilty look, brown stain on seat of pants, etc. He'll adamantly deny it, suggest you take notes, & give you some mumbo jumbo about ethereal vapor displacement. You'll note that he was the only one in the area prior to the smell & expound upon the fact that it smelled like his mother's bad meatloaf...and that it has never been proven that ghosts fart. He'll adamantly deny it. You'll conclude it could have only been him given the extraordinary amount of data that leads to him. He'll adamantly deny it, call you an ass, and immediately place you on his ignore list. :zombie:

Good theory... :Smug:

 

[_Gentleman of_the Snow_]

He'll deny it with a drive-by post. You'll disagree with his denial & present your case with facts such as it smelled bad in his vicinity, he had a guilty look, brown stain on seat of pants, etc. He'll adamantly deny it, suggest you take notes, & give you some mumbo jumbo about ethereal vapor displacement. You'll note that he was the only one in the area prior to the smell & expound upon the fact that it smelled like his mother's bad meatloaf...and that it has never been proven that ghosts fart. He'll adamantly deny it. You'll conclude it could have only been him given the extraordinary amount of data that leads to him. He'll adamantly deny it, call you an ass, and immediately place you on his ignore list. :zombie:

LOL! Nicely done... nicely done.

Btw, Kenneth, it's "don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out"

 

[Kenneth R.]

He's not cool enough to have one.

 

[Ascension]

LOL! Nicely done... nicely done.

Thank you, thank you...it was easy really. His aspirations to be an intraweb persona make for some fun times. His mom told him he could have extra time on the intraweb and he just enjoys every minute of the attention he gets here. It's great to help the needy...everyone should try it.

 

[CttN]

The door would have to get between your legs and probe you if it were to hit you in the vagina O.O

 

[Taliwakker]

Maybe the door has been ripped off its hinges and is being aimed at the vagina by the unnamed individual.

 

[_Gentleman of_the Snow_]

The door would have to get between your legs and probe you if it were to hit you in the vagina O.O

Wait, you mean there's an easier way than doing the crab-walk to get through a doorway?

 

[Meedleyx10]

Ascension- Listen here buddy...If you are going to quote me at least give me credit

I'll let this one slide though since it was put to good use

 

[Ascension]

^5

 

[dparker88]

He'll deny it with a drive-by post. You'll disagree with his denial & present your case with facts such as it smelled bad in his vicinity, he had a guilty look, brown stain on seat of pants, etc. He'll adamantly deny it, suggest you take notes, & give you some mumbo jumbo about ethereal vapor displacement. You'll note that he was the only one in the area prior to the smell & expound upon the fact that it smelled like his mother's bad meatloaf...and that it has never been proven that ghosts fart. He'll adamantly deny it. You'll conclude it could have only been him given the extraordinary amount of data that leads to him. He'll adamantly deny it, call you an ass, and immediately place you on his ignore list. :zombie:

He'll deny placing you on his ignore list.

Just ignore him (not on a little girl's diary list, but just don't read his posts). Paying attention to, and interacting with people such as Kenneth (in his argument troll mode), gives them much sexual pleasure. They win. Just ignore people like him.

 

[Kenneth R.]

I see the trolls are each stroking each others' egos. Cute, but actually rather disgusting.

 

[SilentRealm]

^ just like ugly people having sex..

 

[DoomsdayZach]

^ just like people with downs syndrome having sex..

Fix'd

 

[Kenneth R.]

I don't think the others are quite into it as much as ascension. maybe if he got them extremely intoxicated.

 

[dparker88]

I see the trolls are each stroking each others' egos. Cute, but actually rather disgusting.

Shouldn't I be on your ignore list for breaking the cell formatting?

I'd consider you a troll first, seeing as you've managed to get into an argument with just about every new person who has come to the forum in the few months I've been here.