SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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the forum hates you because you're a horrendous mysogynist
females are people too, goddammit
EDIT
the reason that i haven't put you on ignore is just because, for me specifically, your constant extreme mysogyny is totally freaking hilarious
In the dawn of time, Jehovah created two male humans. The first was called Ma-h and the second Wo-h.
For defiling the tabernacle, being entirely consumed by his sexuality, seeing himself as above and beyond the set of laws laid out to him by Jehovah and for practising witchcraft with the intent of controlling Ma-h and demeaning his pride, Jehovah punished Wo-h.
A burning axe, forged on the mountain of Ayrarat was flung down from the heavens and smote Wo-h, destroying his male genitalia and leaving with an unhealing wound. This wound would bleed for all time, upon interval, and in all the descendants of Wo-h as a reminder of Wo-h's original sin. Wo-h and all her descendants were now bound to submit to Ma-h, sexually and in general, and to his descendants. This relationship was designed and found by Jehovah himself and must not be altered or regarded with contempt.
Thus Man and Woman came to be. Verily, Jehovah is wise and almighty.