Oh she knew I wasnt making any decisions until I finish my masters in June, and get the fuck out of Cincinnati, which is causing more problems that may have led to her decision. And like Lurch there are two other chicks I have the green light on, but one is stripper hot but suicidal, the other is not too attractive. Anyhoo, this is sounding like my normal conversations with everyone I know--no metal or music talk, just sex/relationship talk.
The Official Royal Carnage "when's the last time you got laid" Thread.
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JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Last night. 
EDIT: The smallest poll entry is '1 week'? Puh-lease. At least go down to an hourly metric.
EDIT: The smallest poll entry is '1 week'? Puh-lease. At least go down to an hourly metric.
Personally I have no problem with single mothers. I was raised by one as my father passed away when I was 7, so I can sympathize so to speak.
Do have a very close friend that has a kid and I've slept with her a few times in the past. She would like for us to go a lot further but I don't feel anyhting for her romantically. She is a great friend and do feel protective towards her and her kid (who is a blast bye the way), but otherwise there is no other type of chemistry.
Do have a very close friend that has a kid and I've slept with her a few times in the past. She would like for us to go a lot further but I don't feel anyhting for her romantically. She is a great friend and do feel protective towards her and her kid (who is a blast bye the way), but otherwise there is no other type of chemistry.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
never. It's difficult to find someone worth going after these days.
I hate that second sentence because it has a tendency to happen to me, and in general I agree with all of the quote.
Pyrus said:
I hate that second sentence because it has a tendency to happen to me, and in general I agree with all of the quote.
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
Whoa, this thread got all reflective and shit. Good job!
I called a fat chick last night around 5am, but then I hung up quickly before she could pick up.
I called a fat chick last night around 5am, but then I hung up quickly before she could pick up.
Papa Josh
Minister of Propaganda
JayKeeley said:Last night.
EDIT: The smallest poll entry is '1 week'? Puh-lease. At least go down to an hourly metric.
Us married men should probably have our own entry.
Russell
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MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
at least a week; i've been pestering her recently; last week was not good for her; grandmother in hospital and not doing well so pleasure not on her mind unfortunately.. hopefully massage will do the trick tonight 
In case anyone cares, in approximately 23 hours, I will be having sex again. It's Valentine's Day, and although I really hate that day, it's a good excuse to lure my loved one to the sheets.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
that is hilarious.
I think One Inch Man's statement is quite symbolic.
It should say I fucked a fat chick last night at 5am, but I couldnt perform, and left before she could turn the light on. Kidding of course.
It should say I fucked a fat chick last night at 5am, but I couldnt perform, and left before she could turn the light on. Kidding of course.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
This is the one thing I truly miss about having a girlfriend. Every weekend was bang all night, pass the fuck out, wake up the next day, bang until breakfast, eat, bang again, take a shower together, bang in there, go do something outdoors for awhile, find some reclusive spot where we could bang, come home, eat dinner, get drunk, bang, pass the fuck out.Doomcifer said:
Not like much has changed though, just replace "bang" with "choke it" and that's my typical Friday thru Saturday night. :Spin:
