The Official Royal Carnage "when's the last time you got laid" Thread.

When you get some poontang and/or dick up yo' arse

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One Inch Man said:
That happened once actually, with the same chick. :loco:
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hahaha oh jeez. One time when i was in boarding school. All boys, 45 kids in total, 7 days a week, but i don't wanna get nito it...one of "those" schools that people get sent to, hah. Anyways, i came home for vacation and naturally wanted some poon tang so i called up a fat chick who with my all boys school goggles, on top of the beer goggles i had on at hte time, i figured it would be fine...so we get to getting (in her car at hte time) and i literally amd scratching at hte window freaking out thinking "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOINGG!!! AHHHH!!!" so i just open the door and walk home, i was like "uhh...shit what time is it? DANNIT! i gota go!" haha which is a time honored excuse =)

so thats my fat bitch story.
 
this thread is hilarious.

damn I'm glad I'm married.

but here's the scoop: I know for a fact there is someone out there for everyone, because the 400 lb guy who management had me spy on over the network had nethoneys all over and they KNEW what he looked like. So if you ever are net surfing and get contacted by someone named "Snugglecat", beware!
 
A month ago , but after the first couple weeks all women drive me insane. We always start out good , but with every gf, its like another several months before Im even interested anymore. I get bored real fast. I feel bad but m GF's drives me absolutely nuts. Shes my best freind but sometimes I think we shouldve just stayed bestfriends a little longer. I dont want her to go away and I dont wanna hang around anyone else, i just dont like having aGF thats all. I love her to death , but shes crazy and I have Intimacy issues from a bad experience from when I was 17 , so basically Im fucked. NOt literally though. :cry:
 
spaffe said:
Ha, I laugh at your SEX, I've never even been close



:cry:



Seriously though it doesn't bother me at all, circles where that is an indication of your worth (or 'status') are places I detest and scoff at when I come across, hence I've never felt any pressure from friends etc. Besides I'm pretty handicapped socially and can only talk to girls the same way as with guys, so the absense of sexual experience is pretty logical :grin:
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But you're attractive.... I'm seriously surprised. but your values are the same as mine. If it's any consolation, I'd go for you. :p

Me=never. If you know me enough, you know why. Although, I could pick up someone teh hott, but I prefer not to... and I do have hands. :p

Tranquillian said:
Too long ago.
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Hmm... I'd go for you as well.
 
mousewings said:
But you're attractive.... I'm seriously surprised. but your values are the same as mine. If it's any consolation, I'd go for you. :p

Me=never. If you know me enough, you know why. Although, I could pick up someone teh hott, but I prefer not to... and I do have hands. :p


Hmm... I'd go for you as well.
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Hehe, now I don't want to turn this into one of the (rightly) much dreaded and detested EMO-threads so I don't feel like answering, but it would be rude to ignore your reply since it was nice, but... yeah :p
 
need to get laid well and proper very soon or my head is going to explode (both of them) :D
 
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