The Official Royal Carnage "when's the last time you got laid" Thread.

When you get some poontang and/or dick up yo' arse


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I started to after posting that but got distracted by work, then I forgot. :loco:

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lizard said:
Mousewings can ship herself to Stockholm to nab some Scandinavian hotness :lol:
Yes.

Remember that American guy who shipped himself cross country by FedEx. That guy rules. :lol:

Shipping is better than airfare... oh, and try explaining to the immigration authorities that you're visiting Sweeedeeen to try and get laid... or just fool around with a guy. :p :lol:
 
mousewings said:
Remember that American guy who shipped himself cross country by FedEx. That guy rules. :lol:
No, he reall really sucks, because he didn't even wait until the FedEx guy left the driveway of his destination to climb out of the box. FedEx guy sees him, calls the cops, dude gets arrested. OWNED.

But up until that point, yes, he ruled. :D
 
lizard said:
I can safely say that was one of the koolest things evar on UM! Yay
oh and also Adrian from Dragonforce and his woman on the old Sonata Arctica board when she had their baby :)

aww! and we can't forget tee and metalized getting married
 
Went to town for cheap women and a few drinks last night, and got chatted up by a 30-year old suparr hot woman. Hot biting and tongue action followed. I rule. Now, I didn't get laid, but still. Score.