The RC baby thread

[swizzlenuts]

sometimes I take my time, but mostly just shit and go.

 

[lurch70]

come to think of it typically I stay until I can't feel my legs and collapse in front of the loo when I try to get up

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

you laugh, but it literally happened a few times where my knees buckled. it's not pretty.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

one of my friends said she still sometimes wipes her 7 year old's butt

This person should not be considered a friend.

 

[dorian gray]

coworker is probably more accurate

 

[lurch70]

potty training is going great. our daughter closed herself in the closet today while at my moms house and took a leak in my step dad's shoe. soaked!

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[dorian gray]

haha that awesome.
My fave is when the daughter comes up to me and says, "I pee" and I look down and she means it literally...as in right then and there. And how can there possibly be that much urine in the bladder of a tiny little 25 pound human?

 

[lurch70]

hahahha ...

this morning ... she is "talking" to me, explaining something, and peeing on the carpet at the same time.

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Already tryin' to be like Daddy.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Is he about as tall as your already?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Zing!

 

[dorian gray]

wooo! I'm up before the kids!! This rules....the only quiet time I'll have for the rest of the day

 

[dorian gray]

.....aaaand they're up

 

[Hell Mike]

That's half an hour - niiiice. Congratulations!

 

[lurch70]

hahahah . those 30 minutes are nirvana.

 

[dorian gray]

I basically made a couple posts on RC and heated up some water for coffee and that was it

 

[Krilons Resa]