The Shitposting Thread

[jimmy101]

Since you were unlucky this year in regards to rewards bro I'm sending this out to you in the post.

 

[Slammed]

I bet he's always wanted a left hand holding a CD cover

 

[CiG]

Since you were unlucky this year in regards to rewards bro I'm sending this out to you in the post.

Jimmy loves rewards, here's a shot of him eagerly anticipating one.

 

[jimmy101]

I bet he's always wanted a left hand holding a CD cover

The bricks are included too.

 

[CiG]

Awww.

 

[jimmy101]

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Jimmy loves rewards, here's a shot of him eagerly anticipating one.

Honestly, I love Derrick. When I saw the Seps a few years ago I was fucking gaga. I'll always go out of my way to shout encouragement to him whenever I get the chance. Poor bloke is a victim of circumstance if there ever was one.

 

[Slammed]

The bricks are included too.

Damn you are generous!

 

[CiG]

Honestly, I love Derrick. When I saw the Seps a few years ago I was fucking gaga. I'll always go out of my way to shout encouragement to him whenever I get the chance. Poor bloke is a victim of circumstance if there ever was one.

"Circumstance" being his vocals are shit? He'd suck regardless of the band he's in.

 

[Slammed]

Definitely looks like he's sucking something in that pic.

 

[jimmy101]

"Circumstance" being his vocals are shit? He'd suck regardless of the band he's in.

He's the absolute champion of champions mate. That's a ridiculous comment to be making there, Elaine. I think you should take some time out to spend a few minutes thinking about how great Derrick is. Come on then, off ya pop.

 

[CiG]

Thanks for the reminder; you still didn't answer. Did you imply that Elaine is a femme fatale?

 

[jimmy101]

I imply in my day to day life that all women are "fatale" CiG.

 

[CiG]

Your mum is a femme fatale.

 

[Slammed]

I have to say with all Jimmy's talk about his black girlfriend I expected her to be better looking than in the photo CiG posted. Still I can see why Jimmy claimed she was a rough ride.

 

[jimmy101]

Your mum is a femme fatale.

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Geez, he's not exactly Jerry Seinfeld, is he folks?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I bet he's always wanted a left hand holding a CD cover

He's the absolute champion of champions mate. That's a ridiculous comment to be making there, Elaine. I think you should take some time out to spend a few minutes thinking about how great Derrick is. Come on then, off ya pop.

 

[CiG]

Geez, he's not exactly Jerry Seinfeld, is he folks?

Jerry Seinfeld could do better vocals for Sepultura than Derrick.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Your mum is a femme fatale.

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Mrs. Jimmy has probably been speared by all the lads from Southbank to Ferntree Gully

 

[CiG]

Mrs. Jimmy has probably been speared by all the lads from Southbank to Ferntree Gully

Such a wide target you don't even have to aim!

Spoiler

 

[Slammed]

Speared everywhere from her Southbank to her Ferntree Gully? I bet that left a smile on her face.