The Shitposting Thread

[jimmy101]

not surprised considering Jimmy's been the general manager at the KFC on Bourke St for over a decade now.

Just so you know, that joint being closed down by order of the health inspector totally had nothing to do with me.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I don't need lube brother

that's not what the Colonel told us. I hear he oils you down well before Slamming your loose cheeks.

 

[Slammed]

Of course not brother. Empty the box directly on to her tits & dive the fuck straight in!

You empty your box on her tits? Wow you really have some weird foreplay techniques.

 

[jimmy101]

that's not what the Colonel told us. I hear he oils you down well before Slamming your loose cheeks.

I doubt even a tank such as yourself could escape the clutches of the Colonel when he's horny.

 

[jimmy101]

You empty your box on her tits? Wow you really have some weird foreplay techniques.

It's called the HadesRagnarath technique.

 

[Slammed]

I doubt even a tank such as yourself could escape the clutches of the Colonel when he's horny.

Wouldn't the old Colonel get clucky?

 

[CiG]

There's no mouth involved, but ok.

lol I'm a dumb ass, I assumed it had something to do with cum.

 

[jimmy101]

Wouldn't the old Colonel get clucky?

No that's the Red Rooster bro.

 

[Slammed]

It's called the HadesRagnarath technique.

Yeah but in his case he spits it up

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

He's known as Trans-fat Jimmy in the neighborhood .... for more than a few reasons

 

[Slammed]

No that's the Red Rooster bro.

Well they need to lift their game, they are a dying breed. Perhaps you could work for Red Rooter in your spare time?

 

[CiG]

The Red Rooster is Jimmy's drag name.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i dont know what a red rooster is ... but whatever it is i'm pretty sure Jimmy Ass-Juice is on the receiving end of it.

 

[CiG]

i dont know what a red rooster is ... but whatever it is i'm pretty sure Jimmy Ass-Juice is on the receiving end of it.

Jimmy was actually featured in the advert...

Spoiler

He can really smell that chicken fat!

 

[Slammed]

Maybe he left enough fat at Red Rooster when he did that ad and that's why he moved to KFC

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah but in his case he spits it up

I've never read anything that suggests this is the case.

 

[Slammed]

The girl in black is indicating 2 with her fingers because Jimmy lasted 2 seconds!

 

[jimmy101]

Well, after reading the last few posts here I honestly feel like I've eaten about four of the greasiest buckets of chicken this side of Bourke St.

 

[Slammed]

I've never read anything that suggests this is the case.

Wasn't he drinking his own cum at one stage?
Anyway that's off topic, fancy talking about that during such a serious discussion.