The Shitposting Thread
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Just a quick question...
Has anyone here noticed that reading @Slammed 's posts is a lot like eating too much fast food?
I'm sure you've all been in a situation where you walk into a McD's or KFC, or whatever, feeling really hungry, & take a look at the menu & think to yourself "yeah, I could eat that" only to get halfway through the meal before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.
Likewise, I'm sure there's been times for you guys, just like me, where you log into the forum, see that Slammed has posted somewhere & think to yourself "yeah, I could read that" only to get halfway through the post before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.
Thoughts?
Has anyone here noticed that reading @Slammed 's posts is a lot like eating too much fast food?
I'm sure you've all been in a situation where you walk into a McD's or KFC, or whatever, feeling really hungry, & take a look at the menu & think to yourself "yeah, I could eat that" only to get halfway through the meal before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.
Likewise, I'm sure there's been times for you guys, just like me, where you log into the forum, see that Slammed has posted somewhere & think to yourself "yeah, I could read that" only to get halfway through the post before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.
Thoughts?
Slammed might be an old windbag, but he's OUR old windbag. Donchu forget dat
jimmy101
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Oh man, that must be a nightmare.
Kind of like the kids which work at KFC. Getting paid .12c an hour & coming home smelling like boiled chicken fat.
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A bit of an expert on what boiled chicken fat smells like are you? Can't you afford lube like normal people?
I can blow it out my arse all day long
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Is that your famous warm-up exercise you do when getting ready to give someone a hearty blowjob?
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I don't need lube brother, like I was saying to TechBarb a few days ago, a bit of foreplay is all you need.
CiG
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Nibbling on chicken wings means your nose hangs directly above the meat, so he's an expert.
A bit of foreplay and your Jimmyhole is all lubed up?
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So the KFC chicken fat is purely for sexual pleasure, fair enough, I hope you let it cool before rubbing it on yourself.
not surprised considering Jimmy's been the general manager at the KFC on Bourke St for over a decade now.
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Of course not brother. Empty the box directly on to her tits & dive the fuck straight in!
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As manager it would give him a chance after everyone else has left to stick his dick in the hot fat. I bet his immune to the sting by now.
