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Nah bro, that's the international symbol for "twin-orgasms".
If you're looking for the "lasted two seconds" symbol, hit up Tech's ex-girlfriend.
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If you're looking for the "lasted two seconds" symbol, hit up Tech's ex-girlfriend.
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Oh so she's laughing because you didn't know what an orgasm was...makes sense.
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She clearly isn't laughing in the picture, but somehow I'm not surprised that Slammed has a tough time deciphering female facial expressions.
she's actually indicating how many chicken tenders they were able to slide in his starfish ... pre-lube/chicken fat.
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If that was what she was really doing then she'd need to hold up a few more fingers than that.
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"So, how many double-ended dildos did Jimmy pay you to fit in his Jimmyhole?"
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Oh wise sage of the female species please enlighten us mere males with your knowledge of women.
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Ewww a novella about Jimmy and chicken tenders inserted into strange places. I think I'll pass.
Jimmy's pecker is too small for jungle fever, that's where all those drumsticks he takes home with him come in handy.
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Definitely not what Heinlein had in mind when he wrote Stranger in a Strange Land!
Where did Jimmy go? I bet he's eating a chocolate starfish and drinking drumstick flavored water
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doing all that while preparing the next deep fryer full of fat
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Kentucky Fried Cock
See what happens when Jimmy gets left alone at work
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I've been trying to this entire time mate. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Think of it this way, even if you brought in Brian Lara to show the under-10s how to play a perfect cover-drive, doesn't mean the little whippersnappers are going to automatically turn into superstars overnight. You gotta be able to think for yourself.
