The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I had to do American Football when I was at school because we had an American teacher who refused to accept he was in Australia.

He was probably too afraid to put on those manly daisy dukes

 

[CiG]

Boris Skywalker innit.

 

[Slammed]

He was probably too afraid to put on those manly daisy dukes

Now that's a truly off putting thought.

We also had a American maths teacher, even she'd look bad in Daisy Dukes, but that's mainly because she's got balls the size of medicine balls.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

so the guy even has superpowers?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

maths teacher

oh cmon don't go all Phylomni on me, you guys say maths too?

even she'd look bad in Daisy Dukes, but that's mainly because she's got balls the size of medicine balls.

we sent over one our trannies to teach you guys math?

 

[CiG]

Do you even smoke meths?

 

[Slammed]

oh cmon don't go all Phylomni on me, you guys say maths too?

We speak English just like the Queen, and Ozzy! (expect for CiG, he speaks like Sharon)

we sent over one our trannies to teach you guys math?

Apparently, she's also pretty good at tennis and soccer. I still see her from time to time because she plays soccer against one of my nieces. The moment you hear her talk you automatically wonder why she's playing on the girls team.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

We speak English just like the Queen, and Ozzy! (expect for CiG, he speaks like Sharon)



Apparently, she's also pretty good at tennis and soccer. I still see her from time to time because she plays soccer against one of my nieces. The moment you hear her talk you automatically wonder why she's playing on the girls team.

so are we talking about a dude or a manly woman? Im asking for your nieces safety lol

Do you even smoke meths?

dont be coy brah

 

[Slammed]

so are we talking about a dude or a manly woman? Im asking for your nieces safety lol

Her name is Sally, but I wouldn't even use Jimmy's hand for a reach in to confirm anything.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I wouldn't even use Jimmy's hand for a reach in to confirm anything.

i dont think he'd mind.

Her name is Sally

He was probably a Sal over here.

 

[Slammed]

I hope Jimmy has big hands!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I hope Jimmy has big hands!

they're not that big, but they sure are pretty.

 

[CiG]

DOXER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i threw some sand in his ass crack and poisoned the well.

 

[CiG]

i wouldn't be surprised if the poor bastard tries reaching over the podium and sucking Trumps fingers.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

oh man im saving that one

edit: my fucking gods, im still laughing. Did you just make that?

 

[CiG]

lmao yeah inspired by your comment.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lmao yeah inspired by your comment.

dude that doesnt even look shopped. You should float that around to some of those tabloid magazines lmao

 

[CiG]

If they zoom in on that lady's arm they'll definitely see my handywork.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

"Serial Finger Sucker ..... Joe "Blow" Biden."