The Shitposting Thread

[MasterpieceMesias]

I drunkenly dropped an entire plate of nachos all over my carpet and stained the fucking thing. Completely lost my temper, hurled my water bottle across the hallway and really only made things worse.

Ugh, god I hope work doesn't suck today

 

[CiG]

 

[Sedition and Pockets]

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The best episode of Batman...

 

[CiG]

The best episode of Batman...

Episode? That's from the animated adaption of The Killing Joke.

 

[Sedition and Pockets]

Wasn't The Killing Joke the same folks as TAS? It certainly had the look of the TAS. I'm not nerd enough to care. All Batman cartoons are the Batman cartoon as far as I'm concerned.

But it is a killer episode.

 

[CiG]

 

[Sedition and Pockets]

 

[CiG]

Took the time to find that gif though.

 

[jimmy101]

Dad working in the scoreboard was so much better in summer when World Series Cricket started.

Scientists attempting to analyise the exact age of this fossil...

 

[Slammed]

Would you me to dump a turd on your door step so you can have it carbon dated?

 

[jimmy101]

Would you me to dump a turd on your door step so you can have it carbon dated?

If that's easier, sure. At the moment we've located one of your ancient poos orbiting around Saturn, hoping to bring it back to Earth for study. Either option is good.

 

[Slammed]

That must have been from the night I ate the Vindaloo

 

[Sophii]

Raining and trimming brush do not go ha d in hand
Also fuck bamboo when its slick.

 

[Slammed]

I thought the same thing yesterday when I saw the road crew out trimming trees after our big storms earlier this week....well actually I thought "fuck I'm glad I aint the sucker doing that is the pissing rain", but its the same idea.

 

[Sophii]

I thought the same thing yesterday when I saw the road crew out trimming trees after our big storms earlier this week....well actually I thought "fuck I'm glad I aint the sucker doing that is the pissing rain", but its the same idea.

Theres a chance we might get rained out tomorrow but Im not so sure yet.
Its been a good run though. Glad to be away from flagging/temporary traffic control.

 

[CiG]

Also fuck bamboo when its slick.

Advice for bamboo fetishists?

 

[Slammed]

In this country flagman is a fucking great deal, mostly boring, but because of the danger aspect of it and the qualifications one has to have for it a lolliepop stop and go person could easily get $35-40 per hour while a lacky on the shovel is only getting $25, double that for after hours. Usually for tree loppers and the like it's a flat rate for all staff because they don't get the quals and the jobs are interchangeable but on a proper road crew here it's good money being a target.

 

[Sophii]

Advice for bamboo fetishists?

It could be
Be wary of splinters

 

[Sophii]

In this country flagman is a fucking great deal, mostly boring, but because of the danger aspect of it and the qualifications one has to have for it a lolliepop stop and go person could easily get $35-40 per hour while a lacky on the shovel is only getting $25, double that for after hours. Usually for tree loppers and the like it's a flat rate for all staff because they don't get the quals and the jobs are interchangeable but on a proper road crew here it's good money being a target.

Goddamn I wish I made that money as a flagger! Probably would if I worked for the state.

 

[CiG]