The Shitposting Thread

[Sophii]

Slammed did get one thing wrong
I'm not human.
For the past 4 months I have slowly transformed into a tree.

 

[Sophii]

Also the wife made some great potato and ham soup tonight!

 

[Slammed]

You fell out of yourself?

 

[CiG]

One learns to live with certain ailments or one spends their days denying them on the internet.

Learning more about you and your coping mechanisms is always a treat.

 

[Slammed]

Also the wife made some great potato and ham soup tonight!

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Fuck off!!
It's lunch time and now you're making me hungry!

 

[Sophii]

You fell out of yourself?

Yes, but I am just an acorn.

Fuck off!!
It's lunch time and now you're making me hungry!

Come to the states man, we made plenty

 

[Slammed]

Learning more about you and your coping mechanisms is always a treat.

It's not that I dislike having a stalker but I would prefer you shower more often.

 

[Slammed]

Come to the states man, we made plenty

No worries, I'll be there in about 24 hours.

 

[Sophii]

I bet Aussies smell like barbeques and salt water.

 

[Slammed]

Well that depends what is on the bbq.

 

[CiG]

It's not that I dislike having a stalker but I would prefer you shower more often.

That's your wife you're smelling.

 

[Slammed]

Like she comes that close too me.

 

[Sophii]

I'd imagine some big ass crabs or mammal wildlife ya got there.

Speaking of barbeques and grills, do you guys like grilled veggies?

 

[CiG]

Like she comes that close too me.

That's why you confused her with a stalker.

 

[Slammed]

I'd imagine some big ass crabs or mammal wildlife ya got there.

Speaking of barbeques and grills, do you guys like grilled veggies?

Oh yeah our daily meals consist of BBQ's laden with mud crabs, crocodile and water buffalo. It's all we eat

Some vegies are okay grilled, but they don't all work.

 

[Sophii]

Oh yeah our daily meals consist of BBQ's laden with mud crabs, crocodile and water buffalo. It's all we eat

Some vegies are okay grilled, but they don't all work.

Thats fair enough. I've always wanted to grill carrots. I thought those would be awesome seasoned and grilled.

Ive heard artichoke is good grilled, but I'm not too much a fan of those.

 

[CiG]

When I BBQ I always chuck at least some zucchini, mushrooms, asparagus or tomatoes on with the meat. Eggplant if I'm feeling adventurous.

 

[Sophii]

CiG loves him some hearty meals

 

[Slammed]

Eggplant? Jimmy is that you in disguise?
What next? Avocado with your grilled quokka burger

 

[CiG]

Who the fuck compares eggplant to avocado.