The Shitposting Thread

[Bloopy]

Clearly my first idea on the earlier page was on the money and has aged like a fine toe jam.

Toes Sour

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Just now posted a video to my YouTube channel
Made it a ew days ago
Oh, shit
It's been a whole fucking year since I posted a video to my YouTube channel

 

[CiG]

I've never checked my Youtube subs faster.

 

[Bloopy]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Hanging out with the girl who is insisting on being celibate

Convinced her to walk around naked for me

The trade off is that now I am her therapist for the issues that are making her celibate

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Had sex with a couple of random girls since I made the last post

So at least I am not having to be celebate with her

 

[Bloopy]

Whenever I see the name @HamburgerBoy:

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Hahaha

 

[arg]

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I'm convinced that man doesn't know where he is half the time.

 

[CiG]

Happy May the Fourth!

Spoiler

 

[Slammed]

At least he knows they wont shoot him in the face.

 

[CiG]

At least he knows they wont shoot him in the face.

 

[Slammed]

 

[CiG]

Happy May the Fourth!

Spoiler

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At least he knows they wont shoot him in the face.

Gives "he's gonna shoot you in the back" a whole new meaning.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

no, i didn't die
i had a job for a while
got paid with meth instead of money
smoked the meth
got super twacked out and forgot the internet existed for a while

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i was actually being kinda serious when i said i was "patient zero"
in the middle of summer 2019 i temporarily lost my sense of smell
at the time i thought it was because of the meth i was smoking
didn't care that my sense of smell was gone because all my other senses remained intact and i reaquired my sense of smell before december
so i really could have healed from Coronavirus before anyone had even labeled it as a thing especially when you take into consideration the fact that i'm always a typhoid-mary when it comes to a "regular flu"

also
i've never had any kind of side-effect reactions from any vaccines, ever
and the paperwork for the one-shot-vaccine says "this vaccine does not contain any virus and cannot infect any person with coronavirus"
so i neither expected nor experienced any of the side-effects you guys are describing

also
my bones are much harder to break than a random person's bones
so i'm less likely to die from my brain getting liquified when my skull shatters into a billion pieces
and i'm less likely to drown in my own blood from a broken rib ripping my lung

also
my body seems mysteriously intact even though i've done enough hard drugs to kill an army

not sure if this is awesome or horrible
but i just realized that i have a pretty good shot at being one of those people that live past 115

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i'm not doing meth every day

except for the calendar month of April
prolly shouldn't get meth-twacked every single fucking day for a whole calendar month again

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

If you wanna step up to the plate, be a challenger
But don't swing rusty swords, cause I swing the Excalibur

this^^ should be at the begining of every rap battle ever

 

[Bloopy]

@Blurry_Dreams did you know the Royal Carnage section is quite active? You'd fit right in.