The Shitposting Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Blurry_Dreams did you know the Royal Carnage section is quite active? You'd fit right in.

actually no
i didn't realize that the Royal Carnage section is "quite active" right now
because i remember a gap of time where the Royal Carnage forum was completely dead

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Blurry_Dreams did you know the Royal Carnage section is quite active? You'd fit right in.

already started posting there

 

[CiG]

@arg

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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This made me think of those douchebags on the bodybuilding forums

 

[CiG]

This made me think of those douchebags on the bodybuilding forums

IDGAF.

 

[arg]

speaking of which

https://www.instagram.com/p/COzgYh6Axbi/?igshid=ycm43c0d7fj

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@arg
i'm not making an instagram account just to see a picture
just copy-paste the pic

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

even without any context
i'm still laughing

CF87 said: ↑
They use dildo's because they're afraid of dicks, and like you to know you can't get any pussy, what these cunts need is a blast of cum in the face and a black eye, then get kicked out and go back to wherever they came from, the guy from ancient aliens would tell you it's a rock from space, you could not even move the rock yourself, even with 3 people. It's that big, it requires ancients aliens, from ancient times in space.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Alright, I've made it to 1000 posts. Where's the end-of-level cutscene? Where's my new special ability?


#1592 zabu of nΩd, Jun 9, 2007

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

https://www.rd.com/article/used-to-be-homeless/

 

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[MasterpieceMesias]

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This is unfortunately true. For every compliment I get from women, I get like six others from guys.

Confusing and irritating, but also somewhat flattering as well

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I can understand eating ass, because I've done it before, never understood foot fetishes

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I can understand eating ass, because I've done it before, never understood foot fetishes

it's partially a pheromone-scent thing
for person who likes women's feet, there's an ability to smell the post-puberty-foot-pheromone
when you wash off all the sweat and dirt and foot fungus and rinse away all the soap
there's a pheromone scent where a woman's feet smell different than a guy's feet
the female-version of the post-puberty-gender-identifying-foot pheromone is a scent that makes a lot of straight guys get a hard-on
(it's kinda the same as the scent being inhaled when someone loves getting golden showers)

there's also
the foots shape
most foot-fetish guys want the feet to be "feminine shaped"
long, slender, high-arch (the bottom being arched, where if she's walking bare-foot, there's a section of her foot that won't ever touch the ground)
most foot-job videos the feet are all the same shape (being the shape that's a good-shape for giving foot-jobs)

when it comes to the guys that actually prefer a foot-job over a hand job, the soles of the feet are a noticeably different texture than the rest of the body (a better texture than the rest of the body if you've removed all the walking callouses) and with the walking callouses removed, when a woman's callous-free sole touches my skin i (and prolly a lot of other guys as well) can actually feel the foot-pheromone moving from the soles of her feet into my skin (not just the woman's soles on my dick or balls, but the sole of a female's feet on any part of my skin, the skin-to-skin contact always feels amazing when the other person's skin is the callous-free sole of a female's feet)

the foot licking and toe-sucking is just the guy's tongue tasting the female-foot-pheromone

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

2 more photos from the samephoto-set

 

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page 14

 

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japan is crazy
https://www.theemergingindia.com/12...FmZvXoyECTXTjkLtkiU29nGoEdH03mk9c4qYZdgKYNyXA

 

[CiG]

Your entire head resembles a randomly generated Skyrim character.