The things that make you angry thread

He was a nymphomaniac, hell-bent on sex wherever he could find it!

She was a virgin, borne to Jesus Christ, determined not to lose her maidenhead until her marriage!

Together in adventure, their sexual tension is so thick Fat Kevin can fry it in bacon lard!

It's the Adventures of Chris and Emily!




...it sucks, I know. but I had to.
 
He was a nymphomaniac, hell-bent on sex wherever he could find it!

She was a virgin, borne to Jesus Christ, determined not to lose her maidenhead until her marriage!

Together in adventure, their sexual tension is so thick Fat Kevin can fry it in bacon lard!

It's the Adventures of Chris and Emily!




...it sucks, I know. but I had to.

That was deep! :oops: Simply beautiful!
 
Damn right.

You getting so close to getting laid with her that it seems inevitable... then the statue of Buddy Christ intervenes at the last moment!


Fox would pick it up.
 
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He was a nymphomaniac, hell-bent on sex wherever he could find it!

She was a virgin, borne to Jesus Christ, determined not to lose her maidenhead until her marriage!

Together in adventure, their sexual tension is so thick Fat Kevin can fry it in bacon lard!

It's the Adventures of Chris and Emily!




...it sucks, I know. but I had to.
too bad that movie trailer voiceover guy died :(