He was a nymphomaniac, hell-bent on sex wherever he could find it!
She was a virgin, borne to Jesus Christ, determined not to lose her maidenhead until her marriage!
Together in adventure, their sexual tension is so thick Fat Kevin can fry it in bacon lard!
It's the Adventures of Chris and Emily!
...it sucks, I know. but I had to.
too bad that movie trailer voiceover guy diedHe was a nymphomaniac, hell-bent on sex wherever he could find it!
She was a virgin, borne to Jesus Christ, determined not to lose her maidenhead until her marriage!
Together in adventure, their sexual tension is so thick Fat Kevin can fry it in bacon lard!
It's the Adventures of Chris and Emily!
...it sucks, I know. but I had to.
Americaaa FUCK YEAH!Pearl Harbor sucked...and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Buddy Christ goers to Iraq![]()
Fuck Transformers. WHAT A LET DOWN! Only thing worse will be the Dragon Ball movie![]()