The thread of joy and enjoyment!

Love thread!?
You guys are so fucking predictable. I knew masturbation would be the first thing I read.
Sighs*.

Nuff whining, erm. I love shopping and nice weather, cheery. But best of all, I love nice people. Nice people should rule the world.
 
Hey now, masturbation is healthy. I mean, I bet the majority of men masturbate. I bet women do it a lot also.
 
God damn, I don't have a snow day today like I was hoping for.

Wait, this isn't the whining and bitching thread