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Conspicuously Absent said:
Every word she knows in english she knows in sign language.
actually its well-documented that children can learn sign-language much sooner than they can learn to speak. my occupational therapist friend taught her son to sign long before he could speak. it was actually quite annoying - like he was a chimpanzee or something (which, factually, he is). with anders, im going to substitute a guitar in place of the sign-language silliness.
 
hahaha. Well this is neccesary because the father has 0 hearing, I think it was from some sort of accident, but I don't care enough to find out. But anyway, she needs the sign language to tlak to her dad, and so we've picked up bits of it ourselves.

Things like:
- cookie
- bottle
- juice
- daddy, mommy
- our names
- an assortment of emotions
- diaper (shat herself)
 
cool. my favorite is the sign for "more". my friend's son just used that one exclusively. greedy little beast.
 
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Found during the preparation of a sallad, and obviously of divine origin. I'd say it's a pretty clear evidence of the truth of the doctrine of trinity -- that Virgin Mary toast is nothing compared to this metaphysical onion
 
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'kin sex.

'kin shitty camera, and about a week after I finally said "alright, I'll join in the digital camera brigade and buy one" both Nikon and Minolta have decided to phase out traditional film cameras. That's fucking BULLSHIT, an artform is dying, and I will have no part of it.

35mm or death! Solidarity brothers!