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[snow2fall]

*giggle*gay boyfriends rule!

Oh yes.

More pics of gay boyfriends and the past weekend here.

 

[Mormagil]

hhahahahahaha

 

[JayKeeley]

We look so metal.

 

[lurch70]

is gugs holding his hram there?

 

[JayKeeley]

actually, that's my hand.

 

[lurch70]

man, looking back at those pics ... this waitress just DID it for me big time ... I am not even into large girls, but there was something super sexy about this bint ... besides the melones

 

[JayKeeley]

That bar was full of hot chicks standing at the bar, straight out of work in their heels and skirts, looking smart, chic, and sexy....and you want Chris Farley.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That bar was full of hot chicks standing at the bar, straight out of work in their heels and skirts, looking smart, chic, and sexy....and you want Chris Farley.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!


ZZZZzzzzzING!!!!!

 

[lurch70]

That bar was full of hot chicks standing at the bar, straight out of work in their heels and skirts, looking smart, chic, and sexy....and you want Chris Farley.

you fucker

been in model snatch already ... slumming looks better right now.

 

[JayKeeley]

Haha, I was talking to the girls at work about you the other day, and how you have this fetish for little Chinese girls and wanting to throw them around the room, and give them the occasional good kicking, etc.

The thing is, Farley bird has got potential. She's actually got quite a pretty face, she just needs to drop a few trillion pounds and layoff the donuts.



I'm sure she has a lovely personality. [/feminist]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Believe me, you DO NOT want model material for a girlfriend. I have learned that lesson a few times over. Ugh..

 

[lurch70]

hahah ... i am off my chinese fetish, yellow fever is over

funny you should mention the tossing around ... that same night after dropping you off, I met that friend of mine and she brought a shorty around ... we went salsa dancing and I was tossing that little bint around like a rag doll ... according to my friend, she likes to be bounced of the walls.

My reputation preceeeds me ...

Although someone I am seeing now is a tall drink of water at close to 6'

 

[Krilons Resa]

Although someone I am seeing now is a tall drink of water

what!? haha

 

[JayKeeley]

hahah ... i am off my chinese fetish, yellow fever is over

funny you should mention the tossing around ... that same night after dropping you off, I met that friend of mine and she brought a shorty around ... we went salsa dancing and I was tossing that little bint around like a rag doll ... according to my friend, she likes to be bounced of the walls.

bounced off the walls, haha. Let me ask you, instead of a bed, do you have this in your bedroom?

So how far do you reckon you could chuck Porkys girl?

 

[Krilons Resa]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA


This entire fucking page is comedy GOLD. JK is in topnotch form today.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

She's fat, but cute. I often see girls like this in public: "You know, that chick would be hot... if she were hot"

 

[MFJ]

hahahaha Lurch... your face is fucking priceless in that picture.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Almost every pic posted here with Lurch, he is making some subtle, weird, goofy face. lol

 

[lurch70]

hahahaha Lurch... your face is fucking priceless in that picture.

was trying for my best Benny Hill impression

oddly enough JK, one of my clients is the very same co. responsible for selling bouncers such as the one in the pic above

 

[JayKeeley]

haha, it's fate.

i wonder what it's like to bang some chick on a waterbed?