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[lurch70]

haha, it's fate.

i wonder what it's like to bang some chick on a waterbed?

hahahah ... with a chick that size? man, you could start a tsunami

 

[JayKeeley]

what if she was one of your little ones? If you had her face down, she could drown.

 

[lurch70]

what about you shorter dudes? ... are you into taller chicks?

 

[JayKeeley]

I'm 5ft 10.5".

I like a range: 5ft 3" -> 5ft 9" (heels included)

 

[cthulufhtagn]

heh i will never find a girl that's my height, you hardly ever even see a girl over 6 feet

 

[NAD]

There's some serious gold going on in this thread.

 

[Furious B]

One time I went to a club and started talking to these two girls. One of them was heavier set and one of them was not so heavier set. After a few minutes, I realized I actually liked the HEAVIER girl more. It was odd. She wasn't as heavy as lurch's broad there, but she had curves. It was proportioned well. That and her face really was gorgeous.

They invited me to go with them because they had to leave, but I wanted to stay because I had just gotten there and there WERE hotter girls. But damn, that was by FAR the best looking fat chick I have seen.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This thread is a Queen song now.

 

[NAD]

man, looking back at those pics ... this waitress just DID it for me big time ... I am not even into large girls, but there was something super sexy about this bint ... besides the melones

"Why not? At this point, we are FUCKED!"

I think only like 2 people will remember that, but hey, it looks like that is what yer saying.

PS: My current chick is bigger than I usually go for. Not the biggest, but I didn't take that one out in public.

 

[lurch70]

man, that chick was agile too ... she was bringing us beers real fast ...

 

[J.]

yeah but she was prolly pounding one down herself each time she went to the bar

 

[Furious B]

Not the biggest, but I didn't take that one out in public.

lol.

Yeah, I went there once... ever got the "so, why don't we hang out with your friends?" haha, what was your excuse?

 

[lurch70]

hahah ... ok, we going the big girl route ...

once, black chick + large ... cute as hell though and reall slutty ...
I was so hammered, but once it got to the point of performing ... man ... i was like Ace Ventura pointing at his legs when he was shot with arrows in Pet Detective 2 ... just could not believe what I was seeing

only time I literally ran out of a chicks house ...

still feel bad in some ways [/scumbag]

 

[NAD]

lol.

Yeah, I went there once... ever got the "so, why don't we hang out with your friends?" haha, what was your excuse?

Nothing, it never came up. I remember one time we fell asleep drunk in my bed, and about an hour later I woke up, looked over, thought "noooo..." so I went to the kitchen and started drinking whiskey. A few minutes later she came out and asked if I wanted her to leave. I don't even think I said anything, just stared at her and kept drinking my booze.

Fuck I'm mean. She was actually a really cool chick.

 

[NAD]

I was so hammered, but once it got to the point of performing ... man ... i was like Ace Ventura pointing at his legs when he was shot with arrows in Pet Detective 2 ... just could not believe what I was seeing

hhaahahahaha I got tears in my eyes over here yo...

 

[Necromunchkin]

I have to say, you guys so surpass my most bizarre drunken encounter stories... pure hilarity, holy shit.

 

[lurch70]

it's hilarious how nad's and my story are similar in some ways ... disbelief being the common denominator

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Nothing, it never came up. I remember one time we fell asleep drunk in my bed, and about an hour later I woke up, looked over, thought "noooo..." so I went to the kitchen and started drinking whiskey. A few minutes later she came out and asked if I wanted her to leave. I don't even think I said anything, just stared at her and kept drinking my booze.

Fuck I'm mean. She was actually a really cool chick.

[after having sex]
Social Worker: Glen, honey. Can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Heh! I got a question for you too. Why are you still here?

 

[NAD]

it's hilarious how nad's and my story are similar in some ways ... disbelief being the common denominator

I like how we're both equally jerks, but then feel bad about it.

 

[Necromunchkin]

At least you feel bad about it. A friend of mine was such a professional bastard with women, even in high school. I still laugh (in a disturbed manner) at the shit he did to women.