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[lizard]

oh jesus, I forgot completely about WHOOPIE GOLDBERG.

man after she was fucking Ted Danson she just completely stopped being funny. and she's so condescending and superior

 

[dorian gray]

The list goes on. Fuck Whoopie Goldberg. I quite literally cannot tolerate her. If one of her shitty shitty movies comes on tv, I have to turn the whole thing off and try something else until the nausea wears off.

 

[dorian gray]

Basically, we've come up with the entire cast of that "Comic Relief" thing.
(do they still do that? Obviously, I've never seen it)

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Has Robin Williams ever done anything worth while?

I enjoyed Death to Smoochy, One Hour Photo, Good Morning Vietnam and probably some other crap I can't remember. I think he's more entertaining in a live situation than as an actor though.

 

[lizard]

he's too hyper. ten minutes of watching Robin Williams is like 45 minutes of weight lifting; you're exhausted and relieved when it's over.

just to prove I don't hate the Jewish people, I consider this guy to be the comedic genius of the 20th century:

 

[Thanatopsis123]

You must be forgetting

 

[dorian gray]

That one Terry Gilliam movie with Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges actually made me vomit one time.

 

[dorian gray]

George Carlin is too abrasive. Also, I can't stand guys who act tough and speak a big game but are 5'6" 150 lb 60 year olds.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

That one Terry Gilliam movie with Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges actually made me vomit one time.

 

[lizard]

I like Carlin, and I'm on record as saying he's the greatest living comedian.

But Curly Howard...c'mon....I've been watching Stooges short films my entire life, I know exactly when the hammer is going to hit the head or the fingers are going to poke the eyes, and I still love it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i used to be a big carlin fan when i was younger, i just got kinda tired of him i guess

bill hicks ftw

 

[lurch70]

that Tourgasm dude from hbo is by far THE LEAST FUNNIEST GUY EVER ... how the fuck he sells out arenas is beyond me ...

 

[NAD]

that Tourgasm dude from hbo is by far THE LEAST FUNNIEST GUY EVER ... how the fuck he sells out arenas is beyond me ...

Fuck, THANK YOU. Dane Cook. NOT FUNNY. The woman loves him, I don't get it. I listened to two of his CDs this weekend, there were 3 really funny jokes and about 9000 LAAAAAAAAAME ones. Plus he repeats his bits! "It made me want to PUNCH A BABY. That's right, PUNCH A BABY. Did you hear me? I said I want to PUNCH A BABY!"

 

[swizzlenuts]

I liked his first CD, because he was so random and I had never heard anything like that, but I can hardly laugh at his jokes any more because they are all the same.

He's cute that's why the girlies like him.

 

[NAD]

I'm willing to give him another shot or two because the woman + my 3 close friends love the dude and we all have similar senses o' humoUr but man... first impression: SHIT.

Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Denis Leary, etc. are funny. This dude is a hack.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Yes there is much better than him, but he made me laugh.

 

[Susperia]

I like the pickles bit :|

 

[Henrik Main]

Some facts:

• Steve Martin and Robin Williams are the least funny famous "comedians" I can think of
• All three Austin Powers films rule hard
• Kentucky Fried Movie was pretty excellent
• Same goes for Robin Hood: Men In Tights
• Come to think of it, most Mel Brooks films are kickass
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[Erik]

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i don't think so mate

SNYPD

 

[NAD]

Mel Brooks = quite possibly the funniest man to ever grace the planet

Kentucky Fried Movie rules. CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS IN TROUBLE.

I hated the third Austin Powers flick.