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[Ellestin]

I've lived with the same woman for over 6 years. 90% of the time it's awesome.

Been there done that. The 10% eventually won.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Oh sure it's all fun and games the first year but THEN...!

Well, I lived with someone else for 7ish years and I remember how it was after the first year. This is a much different, happier experience all around, even if he does rip some exceptionally horrid farts.

 

[einride]

this house looks like an advertisement for Ikea, inside and out. Go for it I guess.

lol have you actually ever been to ikea

 

[einride]

i mean that is all extraordinarily terrible-looking furniture and ikea is known for at least a modicum of design sensibility afaik

naturally we wouldn't be renting it furnished, this is just the crap belonging to the guy currently living in it

 

[dorian gray]

I've lived with the same woman for over 6 years. 90% of the time it's awesome. The other 10% of the time I want to kill her, kill myself, and finally rise from the dead to kill again, lacking respect for purpose, time, method, or meaning. Utter chaos. Just because it simply MUST be done.

BWAHAHAHA
brilliant

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

We did a Harlem Shake video at work today. It had to be clean and academically themed, of course, but I think it's still going to turn out to be pretty wild when we see the finished product.

This was my getup. I had to tuck away the red part under my chicken beak because it looked like a ballsack

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'm Ziltoid
I don't give a shit
I live above Earth
In a big rocket ship

 

[Tranquillian]

lol have you actually ever been to ikea

I was gonna say that. There is 1 piece of furniture on all of those pics that actually come from Ikea.

 

[einride]

I was gonna say that. There is 1 piece of furniture on all of those pics that actually come from Ikea.

if you are referring to MALM byrå then i don't even think that's the case, i think the ones in the pics are knock-offs from jysk

 

[Tranquillian]

That's the one I meant. I also realize I made two spelling mistakes in my previous post.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Too much fun with The Walking Dead's "Dead Yourself" app...yes, I'm easily amused this evening.

 

[Ellestin]

I'd ask you out

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

All pooped out from moving everything for new carpet. We've rearranged the bedroom a bit and moved the bed against the mirrors. Porno bed!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Ellestin]

turd pic pending I suppose?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nope, the slop was flushed without a pic

 

[NAD]

I had a dump so huge this morning that my bowels were sore afterward. I think I stressed the structural integrity of my lower intestine, because later on city planners came by to condemn my ass, and when I still wouldn't move the fire department came a-knockin' to give me a building code violation!

On top of all that my joke isn't even all that funny. Jerks.

 

[ChaosLee]

I had a dump so huge this morning that my bowels were sore afterward. I think I stressed the structural integrity of my lower intestine, because later on city planners came by to condemn my ass, and when I still wouldn't move the fire department came a-knockin' to give me a building code violation!

On top of all that my joke isn't even all that funny. Jerks.

Shit post

 

[Hell Mike]

SO we had our first gig in three years this weekend, and the first with Erik as a guitarist in... Well, three years kinda since he played a couple of songs with us at that gig, but as a regular guitar dude it's a fucklot longer than that. Unjoy hellthrashing maniaxe! Unfortunately I don't think there's any video or audio recordings available but maybe you can just hum the tunes in your headz.

 

[Ellestin]

you guys are fucking coolness itself