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Ellestin said:
Oh man this looks straight out of some cheap sitcom, down to the pic on the wall. Congrats! :Saint:
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heheh .. thanks, that means alot considering I actually took TV Production classes in college.

that pic on the bottom is a signed pic of Nadia Comaneci ... for you young'uns ... she was as famous as God in Romania when I was a little lurch in the 70's ... first gymnast to get a perfect 10 score in the Olympics ... anyway, met her some years ago in NYC at a Computer convention ... she was signing autographs at the Xerox booth ... I was like .... WTF ?!?!?!?
 
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One of my friend's cats. Muskat.
 
tomorrow the lurch is going to a wedding ... look forward to lots of photoshop ready images of bafoonery.
 
hahaha

good goat weddings suck. the only cool one i've been to was within a large circle of people i used to hang out with. we all got wasted and had a wonderfully loud time. plus i got to play the theme song from princess bride on my acoustic geeeeetar during the ceremony. :rock:

yeah i got laid that night. :loco:
 
god damn nad said:
hahaha

good goat weddings suck. the only cool one i've been to was within a large circle of people i used to hang out with. we all got wasted and had a wonderfully loud time. plus i got to play the theme song from princess bride on my acoustic geeeeetar during the ceremony. :rock:

yeah i got laid that night. :loco:
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If it was a new lay, that is all that matters. :kickass:


:grin:
 
I went to a cousin's wedding in Stockholm last summer and it sucked but his wife was H O T and the last time I saw her (two years earlier or something) she was F A T so I got a shock but it was boring so me and mytwo older brothers bailed and had one (well two, the night before as well) of the best drinking nights ever. We: got picked up by 35+ ladies, found a metal pub where I got in despite being 18 and the age limit was 21 because I'm fucking metal to the bone andthey played Angel of Death so I just had to run straight in and get a beer but my brothers didn't get in (despite being of age) until I walked back and said hay niggaz why aren't you in and the guard fellas were like o u know himitsok =) and then I met Mike Wead while I was taking a ipss and he was checking out my denim and mybrother walked into a lightpole and busted an eyebrow that some biker boss dude in a real shady biker bar under a bridge patched together and OMFG their bikes ruled and then the same brother fell and broke his jaw and the night before meand the other brother met some dude who had gotten SEVERELY beat up by his ex's new boyfriend and three of his pals and we did lots of morestuff and it all ruled
 
well there's a funny story i can share.

after the wedding, reception, and pub, we rushed home so we could bang before anyone else got back (lived with roommates at the time, and like 20 people were following us home). so we run inside, powerfuck, and when she walked down the hallway to clean herself up in the bathroom, which is near the entrance to the house, a bunch of people suddenly showed up.

needless to say, watching a cum-covered chick run back to my room and slam the door behind her was hysterical. glad she was laughing too. :loco:
 
tomorrow's wedding will be nuts for sure ... my friend that is getting married is also one of those deep trance dj's ... he is pretty well known in the NY area ... so after all the wedding shindig is over we are all heading down to a club where he will then DJ ... WTF?!?!?!?

my new office is a few minutes from the wedding place ... might have to run over and baptize it with my chick.
 
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