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[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lizard]

that's totally chimptastic!!

 

[Furious B]

A few pictures of my hot ass:

Totally do up the metrosexual picture if you're going to put one on the picture page.

 

[lurch70]

damn ... with your hair back like that you look like my ex ... scary

 

[unhinged]

argh

 

[NAD]

haha mine too. Whoa, lurch you didn't date an Amber Garcia did you? This chick was a royal cunt with no titties and a big ass. Note to ct: resemblance to her does not include that description.

 

[lurch70]

haha mine too. Whoa, lurch you didn't date an Amber Garcia did you? This chick was a royal cunt with no titties and a big ass. Note to ct: resemblance to her does not include that description.

hehe ... no ... mine was a sweetie actually, with big titties AND a big ass ...

 

[NAD]

I don't mind big asses, in fact sometimes I kinda like them. Well, I don't consider the kind I like to be big, but some of my friends say "damn dude, she has a big butt" as I'm drooling over some broad.

But this chick had a wide butt with no bubble! WTF! She also cheated on me, and was really fucking stupid. God damn high school "love," you go for any old whore that'll wink at you.

 

[lurch70]

God damn high school "love," you go for any old whore that'll wink at you.

so you mean something changed now?

 

[NAD]

Dude my standards are ridiculously high right now, which is my only solace for not getting laid in a loooong time.

But I'm getting ready to just go for broke and start plugging any given whore that winks at me. I need to master the threshold between beer goggles and whiskey dick, usually I drink too little and can't stand the thought of banging the chick, or I drink too much and can't get it up!

 

[lurch70]

bwaahahaha ... you and me are in the same boat then. I have very low tolerance for bullshit and bad looks right now. I have this "picture" of the type of woman I am looking for in my mind and will just not settle. She does not have to be the be all and end all in the looks dep't but more of an internal thing ...

 

[mousewings]

A few pictures of my hot ass:

Totally do up the metrosexual picture if you're going to put one on the picture page.

You're totally cute.

 

[lurch70]

i knew that was coming

 

[Erik]

i knew that was coming

Why, you also found him cute?

 

[NAD]

I did.

 

[lurch70]

Why, you also found him cute?

jes

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Although I've owned this for a couple of months already, I feel like posting a picture of it to make Doomcifer jealous because I'm an asshole and I like to do such things. tee hee hee

 

[NAD]

Project NADfro in full effect, yo:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

looks like you need some BEEEEEEER

 

[NAD]

I do. Waiting for some negro to fucking call me because I don't want to drive tonight.