The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

I love little pendants! I'll scope that out.

Trying out for a metal band in a few hours.

It's a Craig's List thing so consider this my Rape Safety post.

Well, it won't save me from Craig's Rape, but it might provide good evidence later.
 
I feel you bro. These past few days my poop has been smelling like three-days dead hobo under a heap of garbage in a remote back alley. I should go easier on the cabbage.
 
I pooped a little while ago. A very odd smelling poop. I lit a candle.
A candle of reverence, or one of shame? Best way to start a Monday: bowl of habanero sauce on a Sunday afternoon.

Joined a new band. They rawk. Yay. Now I can start USING my music gear again instead of masturbating with it.
 
Slanderus. They get some local coverage and have their shit together.

I'm pretty excited, and I'm pretty sure I'm the old man in the band, haha.
 
:lol: @ Ozzy

Wait, I mean:

:ill: @ Ozzy

I had to stop at 4 minutes, he sounds like fucking shit.

Now trying the new single... it's okay I suppose.

Eh, whatever. Ozzy's work in the '70s are still some of the greatest vocals ever.
 
Fuck you Firefux 20.0. You are a ballsucker.

Now trying Safari for the first time in years.

I don't even know what is cool anymore, alas.