The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

[neal]

^dorian's got the right idea

so the other night i finished my cocktail. 2 pronged mission: pour another one and take a piss. i pour about 2.5 shots worth of booze into my glass, go drain the lizard. come out of the pisser, see my glass with liquid in it and think to myself, "hey dummy finish your drink so you can pour another one" throw back full contents of glass, realize its pure booze, exhale out my nose at the humour of it all, swallow booze, pour another cocktail. booze and bongrips make you forgetful sometimes.

 

[ChaosLee]

Neal, if I have not made it clear before, let me restate: you're my goddamn hero

 

[dorian gray]

Hahahahahah

 

[neal]

Neal, if I have not made it clear before, let me restate: you're my goddamn hero

Dr Whisky is everyone's hero

 

[einride]

i've been cutting and splitting so much firewood.

 

[MFJ]

i've been cutting and splitting so much firewood.

it's the only real job in this world

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[dorian gray]

Hahaha

 

[einride]

yep

all the good band names are gone

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[dorian gray]

Frozen Frost

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

helped a buddy cook a whole pig.
Shot my guns.
played punkrock in a giant garage.
Ate a ton of pork.
Today was a win!

 

[Ellestin]

it's the only real job in this world

besides raking up dead leaves

 

[einride]

besides raking up dead leaves

that is women's work tho

 

[dorian gray]

He's French

 

[Hell Mike]

Shot my guns.

I got my first gun license (?) this week, will go pick up the (hunting) rifle next weekend
yay!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

awesome!

 

[dorian gray]

I really gotta get my concealed carry license

Unrelated: I'm on my third screwdriver