Adhering to a new life philosophy for the remainder of my years. For any and all meals, the proper condiments shall be slathered upon my table offerings to ensure a salivating experience. Too often do I find myself foregoing proper supplementation in order to simply wolf it down. An extra minute of my time can turn a mediocre meal into a feast worthy of a Baratheon. I had a very hearty breakfast burrito this morn, and adventurously spackled some thousand islands onto the protruding swine grind. #ObesityWins, as my gastro-intestinal lair held a parade for the flavor entering my bowels. Fast forward two meals later, added some relish to a well known dry and bland tuna melt offering. Voila, the chicken of the sea hit it's mark. FanFuckingTastic!