Hey Jonathan, are you still not drinking? I had my first physical in years this week, awaiting lab results to see if I drink too much/little. Fingers crossed 'round a bottle of scotch!
I think at this point in my life if I had to quit drinking completely, tomorrow, I wouldn't even give a shit. I still enjoy 3 to 6 drinks per week, but it almost feels habitual nowadays.
Now if the results tell me I have to give up chocolate or cheese I'll call a lawyer, sue their pants off, and then die in a vat of both, laughing maniacally until it all fades to black.