Went to a Columbo themed party tonight, ate a lot of deviled eggs and a donut. I never eat donuts, but fuckit, two episodes of Columbo will do that to a man. For lunch I ate a bunch of brussel sprouts. For dinner last night I also had brussel sprouts (with pork). Starting around 9pm tonight I started having a massive gas attack, and it all ended a few minutes ago with a hurried drive home and the biggest shit I've taken in quite some time. It was so healthy it made the bathroom smell like good cooking. Strong, but good.