The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Drinking coffee and dying to take a shit.

 

[KafkaX]

Dying to shit while drinking coffee.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shitting to death while drinking coffee

 

[Eligos]

It's a good way to do it man. Cuppa Joe, a decent fucking novel, drop that mean deuce.

 

[Nephilim96]

 

[Funerary_Doom]

You guys are poets.

I have to wake up but I'm on this thing..

 

[damnromulans]

Already had coffee and clogged PP's toilet. Gonna brew more coffee.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

*sigh* Our flight to Baltimore then Pittsburgh got fucked with weather and a tire change.
Now we have to go to Chicago (the asshole of IL) for 4 hours!
Instead of arriving at 10 am. We arrive at 2:20

 

[Dak]

Coffee and Poop!

How to Report the News

 

[Nephilim96]

Now we have to go to Chicago (the asshole of IL) for 4 hours!

Yes, Chicago is crap. I much rather go to East St. Louis, IL.

 

[Onder]

Got drunk yesterday and lost my wallet. I already checked for it in the second pub I was in, but nothing. It has to be in the bar where we ended.

 

[CF87]

Drinking Cofee.

Got drunk yesterday and lost my wallet. I already checked for it in the second pub I was in, but nothing. It has to be in the bar where we ended.

That's just the beginning of worse shit to come.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Yes, Chicago is crap. I much rather go to East St. Louis, IL.

That is a BIG statement...

Just had a storm all night. There was a tornado like 3miles away.

 

[Krow]

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

 

[KafkaX]

Got drunk yesterday and lost my wallet. I already checked for it in the second pub I was in, but nothing. It has to be in the bar where we ended.

Ive had this happen to me so many times. Nothing pisses me off more.

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

This is some beautiful poetic shit.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Beer and Black Metal:

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[unknown]

Ive had this happen to me so many times. Nothing pisses me off more.



This is some beautiful poetic shit.

exactly what I was thinking. Had a kind of poetry about it

 

[ProphetofHatred]

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Impressive.

 

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So did you go into another stall to wipe? Otherwise the paper would cover the artwork no?