The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Dak]

Coffee and Poop!

How to Report the News

 

[Nephilim96]

Now we have to go to Chicago (the asshole of IL) for 4 hours!

Yes, Chicago is crap. I much rather go to East St. Louis, IL.

 

[Onder]

Got drunk yesterday and lost my wallet. I already checked for it in the second pub I was in, but nothing. It has to be in the bar where we ended.

 

[CF87]

Drinking Cofee.

Got drunk yesterday and lost my wallet. I already checked for it in the second pub I was in, but nothing. It has to be in the bar where we ended.

That's just the beginning of worse shit to come.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Yes, Chicago is crap. I much rather go to East St. Louis, IL.

That is a BIG statement...

Just had a storm all night. There was a tornado like 3miles away.

 

[Krow]

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

 

[KafkaX]

Got drunk yesterday and lost my wallet. I already checked for it in the second pub I was in, but nothing. It has to be in the bar where we ended.

Ive had this happen to me so many times. Nothing pisses me off more.

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

This is some beautiful poetic shit.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Beer and Black Metal:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYIIS_LQhs8&list=PLfiiLzUrOLTawfWfCKYy1T_Bo0L7P2oqV&shuffle=265[/ame]

 

[unknown]

Ive had this happen to me so many times. Nothing pisses me off more.



This is some beautiful poetic shit.

exactly what I was thinking. Had a kind of poetry about it

 

[ProphetofHatred]

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Impressive.

 

[-CC-]

So did you go into another stall to wipe? Otherwise the paper would cover the artwork no?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

HAH!



Glad I stumbled in here today.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

LOL i died at melted log cabin. So I guess Krow didn't flush the toilet.


So I was in the office all day for training and was bored out of my mind. The only exciting thing that happened was that three bag of chips and a snickers got stuck in the vending machine and we kept alternating to see who could shake it out. I had the magic touch and won the jackpot. I gave one bag of chips away along with a snickers, but kept the other two bags of chips. I was happy throughout the rest of the training. :]

 

[The Butt]

Got sick earlier at work and was pretty sure I was going to die. Stumbled into the bathroom to clear my head. decided to sit down and end up shitting the biggest shit I ever did shit. It looked like a melted log cabin sitting in the toilet, so high it actually poked up out of the water, like a turtle coming up for air. I reveled in its magnificence and realized I couldn't bring myself to be the one to cause its destruction. Someone else needed to see him, needed to bask in his rancid wake. Why should I be the only one to lay eyes on his glory?

This is quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever read.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some girl messaged me to meet up for a wild time, on the spur of the moment, but she's one hour away and I have no transport anyway.

Fuckshit.

 

[-CC-]

Take the bus

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

Cyanide will drive you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

there wasn't a bus at that time.

 

[Krow]

Hit a deer on my way to work today, going at least 50 mph. It hit perfectly on my headlight and busted it and dented up the hood a little. Very minimal damage for such a hard hit. I find it pretty amusing the deer was about five feet in the air, in a violent helicopter blade spin.