The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Just got back from a press conference given by the DA here on the Cape. Some of you may have heard, a cop shot and killed a Brazilian dude under very weird circumstances. It was my first press conference, and it was pretty cool being there.
 
no, just sick.
that's too bad. maybe if you came to boston you'd feel better.


or maybe you'd throw up on the plane.


Would you make me soup and pay for my plane ticket? I'll definitely come over if that's the case.

Also I'm not throwing up type sick, I've just had an extreme sore throat for the last few days and headaches and major congestion and it sucks. Bah.
 
I'd make you some badass chicken soup.
Or perhaps just heat up a can from the pantry.
I could make pea soup, though. And put little bits of ham in it, if you want.

I hate sore throats because I can't listen to death metal because when i do I always sing along and, well...
 
no
not at home, and certainly not at work
sorry
but you can just have a conversation with me in your head. imagine me talking in a deep, masculine, yet soothing voice and reacting to everything you say with juvenile sexual humor or pointless come-ons
 
same here. I'd make the best porno you'd ever seen. People wouldn't even jerk off to it because they'd be so impressed by the camera work and acting and the imaginative plots I cooked up as excuses for them to have sex.
 
I didn't say I wanted to watch you act in porn. Well, at least not until you're over 18.

Also I hope you pick out a bunch of really sweet metal as your soundtrack.