Hey dudes.
I'm still kinda sick (or siqqqqqqq?) and it sucks. Happy monday.
no, just sick.
that's too bad. maybe if you came to boston you'd feel better.
or maybe you'd throw up on the plane.
no
not at home, and certainly not at work
sorry
but you can just have a conversation with me in your head. imagine me talking in a deep, masculine, yet soothing voice and reacting to everything you say with juvenile sexual humor or pointless come-ons