The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[ossa]

WAIF do you have AIM?

 

[waif]

no
not at home, and certainly not at work
sorry
but you can just have a conversation with me in your head. imagine me talking in a deep, masculine, yet soothing voice and reacting to everything you say with juvenile sexual humor or pointless come-ons

 

[ossa]

no
not at home, and certainly not at work
sorry
but you can just have a conversation with me in your head. imagine me talking in a deep, masculine, yet soothing voice and reacting to everything you say with juvenile sexual humor or pointless come-ons

Imagination just ain't the same.

 

[waif]

or you could try this

 

[~Neurotica]

I want to be a film director.

 

[waif]

I want to be a porn director.

 

[~Neurotica]

A good one...

 

[waif]

same here. I'd make the best porno you'd ever seen. People wouldn't even jerk off to it because they'd be so impressed by the camera work and acting and the imaginative plots I cooked up as excuses for them to have sex.

 

[ossa]

or you could try this

a genius solution, really.





I'd be curious to see your finished work, WAIF.

 

[waif]

I'd be a triple threat, as well - writer, director, and actor.

 

[ossa]

I didn't say I wanted to watch you act in porn. Well, at least not until you're over 18.

Also I hope you pick out a bunch of really sweet metal as your soundtrack.

 

[waif]

you said you wanted my finished work.
And I was thinking a reverse traci lord. I'd be willing to act in cougar porn for a while, establish my credentials, then get out on my own.

 

[ossa]

you said you wanted my finished work.
And I was thinking a reverse traci lord. I'd be willing to act in cougar porn for a while, establish my credentials, then get out on my own.

I didn't realize your finished work would include your acting

 

[waif]

You won't even know it's me - I'm a method actor.

And technically wouldn't my finished work mean a hot chick splattered in cum?

 

[grimmy82]

You guys are disturbing on so many levels. Keep this shit up. It's hilarious.
Right now I am working on my Research Analysis Essay. Once I'm done with this crap I have to make a Power Point for my speech which is on setting up your own network. Easy shit obviously but god damn it I am sick of speeches and Power Points.

 

[waif]

You guys are disturbing on so many levels. Keep this shit up. It's hilarious.

It's hard work being this perverted in front of females (or alleged females - those pics could be of other people), and I appreciate your enjoyment. It makes it all worth it.

 

[genocide roach]

listening to windir. man they kick so much ass.

currently feeling grey... (the grim version of blue)
~gR~

 

[waif]

lol
black is emo. grey is doom metal.

 

[genocide roach]

fuck yeah
~gR~

 

[waif]

doom is a very badass word. I was watching Conan The barbarian and anyone who's seen that will remember the part where several hundred people are chanting "doom" and it sounds fucking badass.