The "Which GMD member would you want to have your back in a fight?" Thread

[viewerfromnihil]

You mean "team butt-sniffers", amirite?

Team "Truffle-Hunters" and "I'd Rather Nots."

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[JontRevolting]

This threads reminds me of the debates I used to have with school friends about who would win in a fight between Axl Rose and Vince Neil usually.Its fun discussing 'who would win' and the various attributes the winner would use to defeat their opponent,whether it be a trademark move or even some item of clothing or accessory that might be used to secure victory.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Probably UA or Mort just to frustrate them into walking away.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Um guys you do realize I'm actually from the Bronx right?


Just myself because I can talk or fight myself out of anything. Plus, it's mah mothafuckin'

birthday.

 

[Dak]

Happy mothafuckin'

birthday.

 

[Krow]

Pessimism. IIRC he fought off three guys with knives if the story is to be believed.

From past members I'd have to go with divine_torture. Anyone that remembers him should know why.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Um guys you do realize I'm actually from the Bronx right?


Just myself because I can talk or fight myself out of anything. Plus, it's mah mothafuckin'

birthday.

I'd put you in my posse homie. We got the Bronx, the D, now we just need a member from Chicago and every suburban kid will cower.

 

[Draehl]

I can be the cowering suburbanite.

 

[unknown]

From past members I'd have to go with divine_torture. Anyone that remembers him should know why.

I thought about that.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I can be the cowering suburbanite.

Alright dude, you're in. We need some balance.

 

[Zephyrus]

Schmidt
Cassette
Jeremy
Ozz

Would be my posse. Gang sign, bitch.

Flattered, but I'd be pretty useless in a fight. Though I do remember some wrestling moves from high school so I might be able to take a man down.

My posse would be Satanstoenail, Mathias, and Metal Paddy. STN for intimidating looks/accent, Mathias for strength and athleticism, Metal Paddy for invincibility against all odds.

 

[Omni]

Slayed Necros/MalignParadigm

 

[Dak]

From past members I'd have to go with divine_torture. Anyone that remembers him should know why.

Good call.

So Im up to Krig and dt.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Happy mothafuckin'

birthday.

My last post I was drunk as fuck thanks Dak!

Carpe I'd definitely have you on my team. You'd probably collect the human remnants and make cool stuff out of it afterwards. Unfortunately we don't have Chicago here just obscure parts of Illnois.

Edit: oh we have Draele. Cool. Even I probably can't last in the suburbs of Atlanta

 

[Draehl]

Edit: oh we have Draele. Cool. Even I probably can't last in the suburbs of Atlanta

I'm in the northern burbs. It's fairly nice here TBH. The city though... I don't go to the city...

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

it's mah mothafuckin' birthday.

Happy birthday Cammy!

 

[Matt]

I think people like Krig are more dangerous than helpful in those scenarios personally.

I'm going with DT also, even though he'll probably go overboard and murder somebody

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Krig would shit on everyone!

 

[The Ozzman]

Glad someone mentioned me. Maybe because I'm a dick?